Kris and Kole talk about empathy prosthetics, the commerce of comfort, and unwise thrift.
\n\nALSO: The Full Tremaine. Elementary school art glasses. Moving travails. Don’t put the whole story in the headline. Safe alcohol consumption is a myth. The worst lap dance song. How to rig up a “Party” button. CDC warns against line-drying condoms. Period privation. A shitty terrorist ruins a 7-11. The Germans cannot be trusted with weather machines.
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\n\nALSO: It just says “Here”. Trim in the wild. How I know Dan Marino. Don’t put the whole thing in. Clock restoration. How a pump works. A shame free zone where anything goes. Just started swinging scissors in his feet. Our concert experience. A sad garage tableau. Immortal last words. Bird hormones are the boy’s problem.
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\n\nALSO: Missing the Journey concert. The second one is always hardest. Facebook calls the Declaration of Independence racist (and it’s slightly right). Who is the Brat Pack? Fireworks of passive aggression. This man did not earn his middle name. Agnes gets the hell out. Big Dick Energy. Giving up the Saudi con.
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\n\nALSO: Pump Hound. Misunderstanding reincarnation. Hot time, summer in the city. Kris went to see Taylor Swift. Fact hype man. Garrett died. Reddit and MIT taught an AI to be a psychopath. Built-a-Bear giveaway goes bad. Warning: Giant Hogweed will kill you.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about repetition, corruption, and dangerous botany.","date_published":"2018-07-31T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/f2647a63-e339-4ab1-b919-27ce9f030aa6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":20581059,"duration_in_seconds":2497}]},{"id":"3f43ae00-3a1d-46e2-80ba-40a639d23406","title":"Episode 228: Butt Stuff","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/228","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about butt stuff.\n\nALSO: Butt stuff.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about butt stuff.
\n\nALSO: Butt stuff.
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\n\nALSO: Pressed goo. A soda faux pas, and the preferred lettuce. Coming on strong. Cashew surprise. Anne Frank’s dirty jokes. A Toys R(ave) Us. Suburb-ex. ISIS didn’t do that.
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\n\nALSO: Turd down for what. Letters from yourself. Keep your keys. Tinker Bell, Taz, Tweety Bird, etc. The alleged tattoo. STDs on the rise. Where did this story take place? Play-Doh Scent (tm). Outlawed Masters phrases. The Next Recession.
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\n\nALSO: Lycos will suffice. Nothing notable has happened. Cosby Crazies. The Pup Crawl. A balanced view. The Poop Train moves on. The 100th Baboon. I messed up an omelet. Fajita heist. A naked stranger eats Cheetos in your tub, what do you do?
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about antiquated search engines, parapsychological phenomena, and botched breakfasts.\r\n","date_published":"2018-05-08T21:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/0fd887a5-8753-4abb-8eaa-a2e03cbca8ef.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":21565884,"duration_in_seconds":2648}]},{"id":"a3b5af85-0f8e-4790-8004-bdcb8c197968","title":"Episode 224: Parallelothong","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/224","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about assistive hygiene, intemperate vermin, and double diamond genealogy.\n\nALSO: Kris creates a sound poem. Dilly Bars and parallelothongs. I don’t miss Law and Order. Things we regret saying. Zombie raccoons take Youngstown. Don’t hold in your sneezes. Kole goes libertarian. Condom-snorting is making comeback. A DNA test forces a reboot.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about assistive hygiene, intemperate vermin, and double diamond genealogy.
\n\nALSO: Kris creates a sound poem. Dilly Bars and parallelothongs. I don’t miss Law and Order. Things we regret saying. Zombie raccoons take Youngstown. Don’t hold in your sneezes. Kole goes libertarian. Condom-snorting is making comeback. A DNA test forces a reboot.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about assistive hygiene, intemperate vermin, and double diamond genealogy.","date_published":"2018-04-24T21:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/a3b5af85-0f8e-4790-8004-bdcb8c197968.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":23543200,"duration_in_seconds":2910}]},{"id":"fc903ad6-de9b-4448-b9c9-99513b52f8d1","title":"Episode 223: Eeyore Gets a House","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/223","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about illumination, snack cakes, and unusual births. \n\nALSO: It might not make a difference. Kris’ trip and the very expensive rock. Snack cake kill room. The Missouri Pickle Mystery. The Oregonian katana murder. Coffin birth. Kool Aid Man’s Sermon. Walden Pond is mostly piss now. We’ll drill in Australia since we’re all okay here.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about illumination, snack cakes, and unusual births.
\n\nALSO: It might not make a difference. Kris’ trip and the very expensive rock. Snack cake kill room. The Missouri Pickle Mystery. The Oregonian katana murder. Coffin birth. Kool Aid Man’s Sermon. Walden Pond is mostly piss now. We’ll drill in Australia since we’re all okay here.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about illumination, snack cakes, and unusual births. ","date_published":"2018-04-10T23:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/fc903ad6-de9b-4448-b9c9-99513b52f8d1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":22957839,"duration_in_seconds":2837}]},{"id":"6b51b37c-06f0-4e82-8206-f5a21db44fc6","title":"Episode 222: So Many Words","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/222","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about externalities, escalation, and expedition.\n\nALSO: Big enough for a callback. Worried about crass. Externalities and dominoes. Cremation problems. The Great Canoe War. Racing to get to jail. A trip to Hidden Lakes. ","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about externalities, escalation, and expedition.
\n\nALSO: Big enough for a callback. Worried about crass. Externalities and dominoes. Cremation problems. The Great Canoe War. Racing to get to jail. A trip to Hidden Lakes.
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\n\nALSO: Shirley Temple desires. The middle. Too much news. Every house comes with Encino Man. Deer semen is very valuable. Osama Bin Laden’s entertainment collection. Sources, methods, triangulation, and crazy parasites. The zone defense.
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\n\nALSO: We tell you what you want. Nothing better. Kris is laying down. It rained in the house. Cash me ousite ha ba da. Girlscout cookies and week depositories. Helicopter disasters. Exclusionary brands. Australia is not a country. What it’s like to learn now. Goose shit and taxes.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about proximity policy, flawed geography, and hostile packaging.","date_published":"2018-02-27T23:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/e03c63a4-296d-483c-9be5-12b7c7ef5661.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":21180003,"duration_in_seconds":2616}]},{"id":"354d97fa-f38e-42f3-a5a8-b6ede5f6039d","title":"Episode 219: Swerve Drive on the Road Pop","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/219","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about delivery logistics, awful queso, and delayed gratification.\n\nALSO: Give ‘im the heater! Scavenger hunt for my packages. A very bad watch. The tubed food market. A comment from our racist president. A campaign against Tide Pods. A long story about getting shot. More Subway. China doesn’t want to take our garbage anymore. Dolphins are delaying gratification.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about delivery logistics, awful queso, and delayed gratification.
\n\nALSO: Give ‘im the heater! Scavenger hunt for my packages. A very bad watch. The tubed food market. A comment from our racist president. A campaign against Tide Pods. A long story about getting shot. More Subway. China doesn’t want to take our garbage anymore. Dolphins are delaying gratification.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about delivery logistics, awful queso, and delayed gratification.","date_published":"2018-02-13T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/354d97fa-f38e-42f3-a5a8-b6ede5f6039d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":25118021,"duration_in_seconds":3102}]},{"id":"4d9801d9-1a97-42ca-ba92-b4167f83507a","title":"Episode 218: House of Nards","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/218","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about dank taxonomies, derogatory taxonomies, and morbid taxonomies.\n\nALSO: Context counts. We didn’t talk. Fish excuses and sweet potato difficulties. It’s a thermal carafe. QUIZ: Canadian weed terms. A place where wolves like to fuck. Kris’ fear of carbon monoxide poisoning. A gallon of liquid in a gallon bag. What do you call the body? Grandma’s in the ornament. Laser engraved livers.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about dank taxonomies, derogatory taxonomies, and morbid taxonomies.
\n\nALSO: Context counts. We didn’t talk. Fish excuses and sweet potato difficulties. It’s a thermal carafe. QUIZ: Canadian weed terms. A place where wolves like to fuck. Kris’ fear of carbon monoxide poisoning. A gallon of liquid in a gallon bag. What do you call the body? Grandma’s in the ornament. Laser engraved livers.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about dank taxonomies, derogatory taxonomies, and morbid taxonomies.","date_published":"2018-01-30T11:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/4d9801d9-1a97-42ca-ba92-b4167f83507a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":20509538,"duration_in_seconds":2509}]},{"id":"7c3739f5-56e0-425e-8112-6cebfdc34e2e","title":"Episode 217: Illegal Sammy","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/217","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about oils, suffocation, and materials acquisition and transport.\n\nALSO: Trying to pronounce French words. Seltzer logistics. Lil’ Peeper. Chubby Bunny lethality. Top shelf crouts. What’s the Deal With?: Essential Oils. Shaving logistics. That’s not how prison riots work. Cameras on doorbells, and the mystery of the cul-de-sac dump. Contraband bologna. Funeral blood logistics. Medical neck tattoos.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about oils, suffocation, and materials acquisition and transport.
\n\nALSO: Trying to pronounce French words. Seltzer logistics. Lil’ Peeper. Chubby Bunny lethality. Top shelf crouts. What’s the Deal With?: Essential Oils. Shaving logistics. That’s not how prison riots work. Cameras on doorbells, and the mystery of the cul-de-sac dump. Contraband bologna. Funeral blood logistics. Medical neck tattoos.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about oils, suffocation, and materials acquisition and transport.","date_published":"2017-12-19T23:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/7c3739f5-56e0-425e-8112-6cebfdc34e2e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":22983177,"duration_in_seconds":2833}]},{"id":"99a80410-fa31-451b-9a9b-bd746c0e1c10","title":"Episode 216: Loads, Man","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/216","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about consensus, prose, and myth.\n\nALSO: A good time for pre-pro. The problem with grandma. What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s? North Central Ohio’s first bar/arcade. It’s been a while. Bad Sex in Fiction. Sex Motorcycle, by Horny Man Travis. The etymology of a terrible word. Do you have a sleigh, you fucking dickhead? They found where St. Nick was buried. Turns out people get addicted to opioids for a reason. Red Pistachios.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about consensus, prose, and myth.
\n\nALSO: A good time for pre-pro. The problem with grandma. What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s? North Central Ohio’s first bar/arcade. It’s been a while. Bad Sex in Fiction. Sex Motorcycle, by Horny Man Travis. The etymology of a terrible word. Do you have a sleigh, you fucking dickhead? They found where St. Nick was buried. Turns out people get addicted to opioids for a reason. Red Pistachios.
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\n\nALSO: The screen keeps rotating. Nobody types. Cancel Tom Petty’s Pantry subscription. Tequila and beans. Kris’ text theater. Swarms of butterflies. Let’s talk about streaming services. Don’t use words if you don’t know what they mean. Abstinence for e-sportsmen.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about advancements in technical culture, Tom Petty's subscription services, and chastity.","date_published":"2017-11-07T16:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/2e27e6a0-8a81-48e7-9b19-cabbd404defb.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":17269056,"duration_in_seconds":2095}]},{"id":"6e1cd537-0ae5-46b1-b0a9-8b0170feaab4","title":"Episode 214: That's Never Happened Before","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/214","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about medical oddities, evidence, and amateur zookeeping.\n\nALSO: Hard to look at. A lot of room. That kidney thing has never happened before. Feed that kid some kale. Whataburger Evidence. Grasses of the world. Equal time. Ten sharks in a swimming pool. Tongues church. Ten sharks swimming in the basement. 45 foot tall 16,000 pound naked woman. The Poo Bomber.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about medical oddities, evidence, and amateur zookeeping.
\n\nALSO: Hard to look at. A lot of room. That kidney thing has never happened before. Feed that kid some kale. Whataburger Evidence. Grasses of the world. Equal time. Ten sharks in a swimming pool. Tongues church. Ten sharks swimming in the basement. 45 foot tall 16,000 pound naked woman. The Poo Bomber.
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\n\nALSO: Goofy foot sleeping. Tony Hawk memories. Command strips. Look at that dead junk. Have this cup of bedbugs. Netflix is a joke. Spider cathedral. Red balloons and clown discrimination. Name our plate.
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\n\nALSO: Lotsa travel. Tales from the MLK museum. Tattoos by length or volume. It sandblasted the skin from their bones. I’m being doxed by Blue Traveler. Everything is gonna be fine. The shittiest escape act.
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\n\nALSO: Milton Waddams. New shut-ins. Our people, their people, and good luck. Crawford beheaded. The prince of purp. More fucking eclipse talk. A truly depressing workplace story. Young men abandoned the tit.
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\n\nALSO: Dewy. Falltime festivals. Tiger Woods’s feel good hit of the summer. Fake Tiffany. Gutter Oil. I caught a drunk. Pooping next to a dead man. We lost a tortoise. Out of ninjas. Game rehab goes bad.
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\n\nALSO: The magic. Frosting Train. Let them play Cake. Inflat-a-bull. Self termination. Contacts and cataracts. Crows. Gonorrhea vaccine accident. Dr. Pepper fountain. Jack Daniels Origins.
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\n\nALSO: Kole in the future. A new Ikea. You lose time. Sing the praises of the king. A new island. A Mermaid Puzzle for Kim. Make my ear more handsome. A lost clock. Wasp nest pleasure nest.
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\n\nALSO: Tentpole. How the West was fun. Pepsi shirt on Coke day. Ripple got Bluthed. Grandma prom. Sizzlin’ Beans. Laundry pods and dementia. Staggering heroin stats. Pocket full of Sparknotes.
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\n\nALSO: Whatever it takes. Spring weirdness. Take that, stepdad. Deer shouldn’t eat that. The black dog of depression. Fuck this van, fuck this table. Architecting your life.
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\n\nALSO: UYD show and cops. Testing for lag. Let’s sell some chicken. Graduation and the value of education. These hash browns are well below par. Operation Vandelay Industries. North Korea’s cardboard planes. The heist to steal Enzo’s bones.
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","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about anniversaries, hospitality, and cooked bread.","date_published":"2017-03-29T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/1f6a3829-08c8-4a8e-97c1-a2ec50155b24.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":22652570,"duration_in_seconds":2790}]},{"id":"6708aa74-7a72-4e2d-94e2-2dfcb4a0bea2","title":"Episode 200: The Wal*Mart Mistake","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/200","content_text":"Kris and Kole spend the 200th episode talking about Mansfield geography, stain removal, and cries for help.\n\nALSO: Shawshank’s Mile. Foam party malfunction. Dessert centrifuge. Hyper specific geography. Corporate Holy Grail: Curry Setting. The Wal*Mart Mistake. Smart dildo. We’re here to help you, Sean Spicer.","content_html":"Kris and Kole spend the 200th episode talking about Mansfield geography, stain removal, and cries for help.
\n\nALSO: Shawshank’s Mile. Foam party malfunction. Dessert centrifuge. Hyper specific geography. Corporate Holy Grail: Curry Setting. The Wal*Mart Mistake. Smart dildo. We’re here to help you, Sean Spicer.
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\n\nALSO: Mistaken identity. Jim Nabors. Judy Garland and the Munchkins. Swearing makes you honest. Shit pile. Fuck, Marry, Kill your students. Amphetamine bears. Alex Jones in the sauna. Chimp Saddam. Nesting hawks.
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\n\nALSO: Loofah. The chronicle of Sgt. Slaughter. Toy followup. Superheroes and violence. Monopoly piece vote. The loneliest bird. The curse of the monkey god is real. Frontier inoculation.
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\n\nALSO: Sans the snap and the pop. Dirt Cheap Yeti. Damp Snacks. Explain it to Roper. Age Play. Chicken Chalupa Shell. Firebox. Prehistoric cows are back.
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\n\nALSO: Four other symptoms. Boring stuff about Trump. 1100lb Egyptian woman leaves home for the first time. Pony Up Daddy. A treasure hunter with amnesia.
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\n\nALSO: No silence. Our incipient apocalypse. Randy Quaid again. Brian’s vanishing. Weird singles ads. None more black. Trump design.
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\n\nALSO: Complaining about Skype again. It’s so weird now. Snack fire. Wedding cock ring. Change the game. Don’t punch a police horse. Kim Jong Un.
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\n\nALSO: Wouldn’t want to miss a week. Kris’ whale song phone booth. No, but. No opinion on Ted Dansen. Budtender. A contemptible man. The Paddling Pool Slasher. No really, I’m a doctor. Pubes for Trump.
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\n\nALSO: A PSA. How many hours. New Zealand sign is the lake now. Fuckin' millennials. Tease and Please. These clowns owe us answers. Kris' vasectomy story.
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\n\nALSO: Improving your experience. A maker society. Toddler generals and existential fishing stories. Arrest my toddler. Solid gold toilet. Congressman Teddy Ruxpin eats his foot.
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\n\nUpdate the schematic. New phone ordeal. My cat's a bitch. I found the beef. The best health, the best. Robobabies. All Hail Shizz. Car bang. Manbang. Have this snake, this is you. Solve problems for your lunch.
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\n\nALSO: Sorry I was late. Vacation. LePage rant. Kill Pill. Norway phone story. Keenan and Cosby. This will change the way you... Fat One's Hot Dogs and Italian Ice. Roomba makes matters worse.
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\n\nALSO: Kole's cultured. Water on the mind. School Story. Roomba Beer Pong. Too Street. Go Live in This Tent.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about education, self esteem, and robotics.\r\n","date_published":"2016-07-19T17:15:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/1a249c75-5f1e-4614-88b1-f782c6968aac.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":31993685,"duration_in_seconds":2648}]},{"id":"8b54eee9-3f3f-4cde-bb89-e245d44b19a2","title":"Episode 186: Blow Joe's","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/186","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about inadequacy, recruitment, and philanthropy.\n\nALSO: Kole gets angry about audio. Kris gets recruited to a church. Cafe Fellatio. Cops rescue a blow up doll. IJustCame.Org. False Leg House Arrest.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about inadequacy, recruitment, and philanthropy.
\n\nALSO: Kole gets angry about audio. Kris gets recruited to a church. Cafe Fellatio. Cops rescue a blow up doll. IJustCame.Org. False Leg House Arrest.
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","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about recognition, being unstuck in time, and digging graves.\r\n","date_published":"2016-06-21T19:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/2692c030-aeb1-4684-aa29-e86192990e53.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":30685928,"duration_in_seconds":2539}]},{"id":"10ead827-84cb-4a67-b362-282472cf6c97","title":"Episode 184: Please Floor, Calm Down (Summer Jam '94)","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/184","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about perspective, testimony, and plagiarism.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about perspective, testimony, and plagiarism.
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\n\nALSO: Climbing the charts. The end of the internet. Ted Cruz lookalike pornography. Sinead O'Connor and Arsenio Hall have a feud. A Big box of human blood. Paint can shaker plane ride. Addicted to immodium.
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\n\nALSO: In the shit. Selfie deaths. Hotel Hell. Pill Mills.
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\n\nALSO: Lubey, prep my zone. Touching robot butts. What's creepy? Zen as Fuck. It's A penis sleeve, not YOUR penis sleeve.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about artificial intelligence, creepiness, and indefinite articles.\r\n","date_published":"2016-04-12T13:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/77e50dd6-d997-4853-a46d-b9de20bdee5c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":34195853,"duration_in_seconds":2831}]},{"id":"c2c2575b-0e3d-4dfd-ae78-52c7a9cc75ff","title":"Episode 180: Juice Daddy Gonna Get His","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/180","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about unsolicited advice, algorithm, and blood-stained mail.\n\nALSO: Sleep With Me Podcast. Overcommitting. I'll get you to Mars in a month. PornIQ. Moldy sippy cups. Honest wallet return. Burning down the house. Stare at Ted Cruz's mouth for two hours. Blood-stained mail.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about unsolicited advice, algorithm, and blood-stained mail.
\n\nALSO: Sleep With Me Podcast. Overcommitting. I'll get you to Mars in a month. PornIQ. Moldy sippy cups. Honest wallet return. Burning down the house. Stare at Ted Cruz's mouth for two hours. Blood-stained mail.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about unsolicited advice, algorithm, and blood-stained mail.\r\n","date_published":"2016-03-22T14:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/8bd489b7-6fff-4b42-b701-ee77ec170ca1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":35041911,"duration_in_seconds":2902}]},{"id":"750cab56-c531-4bd1-9b79-8c103fbd86d9","title":"Episode 179: xanax.exe","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/179","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about etymology, expression, and parade dynamics.\n\nALSO: Top graduation songs. WordReference.com drama. Language Quiz: Spot the Fake Gay Culture Term. Resting Bitch Face is real. The weirdness of the law.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about etymology, expression, and parade dynamics.
\n\nALSO: Top graduation songs. WordReference.com drama. Language Quiz: Spot the Fake Gay Culture Term. Resting Bitch Face is real. The weirdness of the law.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about etymology, expression, and parade dynamics.\r\n","date_published":"2016-03-08T12:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/26259484-c2d1-4cbb-9adb-3bcb838bbd0f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":33155398,"duration_in_seconds":2744}]},{"id":"ffd576fc-f73e-42f8-906c-1dbfdfddbe72","title":"Episode 178: Bird Olympics","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/178","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about exhaustion, legislation, and ornithology.\n\nALSO: Kris knows best. Talking to the lights on the bathroom floor. Cliff Claven Beer Nuts. Walkin' around. Our Mom: Toy Hunter. State Legislatures. Cowboy Church. Bird Olympics. Frinkiac. Weiner King. People Cannon.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about exhaustion, legislation, and ornithology.
\n\nALSO: Kris knows best. Talking to the lights on the bathroom floor. Cliff Claven Beer Nuts. Walkin' around. Our Mom: Toy Hunter. State Legislatures. Cowboy Church. Bird Olympics. Frinkiac. Weiner King. People Cannon.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about exhaustion, legislation, and ornithology.\r\n","date_published":"2016-02-23T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/f8c9edf3-ead3-4a71-81e0-c41e39d5482a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":32593665,"duration_in_seconds":2698}]},{"id":"6a10dd53-1bbe-4403-b907-d91bbe4d97fb","title":"Episode 177: The Remnant","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/177","content_text":"Kris and Kole go shopping for paint and screen doors while talking about cannibalism.","content_html":"Kris and Kole go shopping for paint and screen doors while talking about cannibalism.
","summary":"Kris and Kole go shopping for paint and screen doors while talking about cannibalism.\r\n","date_published":"2016-02-09T14:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/17dcab91-5912-4318-80b3-cbc08997a58c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":25345660,"duration_in_seconds":2094}]},{"id":"d72b2b66-72df-4c60-9d91-cd0c7da9561c","title":"Episode 176: Reverse Guzzler","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/176","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about digestion, humor, and chemistry.\n\nIt's a snough. We name things weird. Quiz: Terms for Anus. Bitch Better Have My Medicine. Meth spree. MRE regimen. Estrogen ocean. Auto-brewery syndrome. The craziest thing I've ever heard.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about digestion, humor, and chemistry.
\n\nIt's a snough. We name things weird. Quiz: Terms for Anus. Bitch Better Have My Medicine. Meth spree. MRE regimen. Estrogen ocean. Auto-brewery syndrome. The craziest thing I've ever heard.
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\n\nALSO: Sneeze jags. Christmas Hangover. Quiz: Prison or Porn. Just Not Sorry. The Harbingers of Failure. Bark Tank. The Sun Diet.
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\n\nALSO: The easiest joke. Burlesque Buffet. Toilet phone. Has Amazon clocked you? Air traffic control meth. 110 MPH and naked. Donald Trump is dangerous. Let's buy Swett. A rookie mistake. I am a warrior for the babies.
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\n\nALSO: It goes a little something like this. School is not learning. Ritz Carlton. Pyongyang Time. 3D printed pills. Tell me the truth. Asparagus water. Breathe your alcohol. The forbidden OSU songbook. Family Feud is smut. Kole Explains: Slenderman. Leaf blower in a theater. A clown with an axe. Men prefer novel women.
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\n\nALSO: The saddest short story. A podcast about podcasts. Rubber Band Man. Fois Gras Cannon. Sophisticated. A bake sale at a nunnery. Kole's hair. What's cheaper than Pluto? A map of swears. Different types of drunks.
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\n\nALSO: Trying? Gardening advice. Anger. They call me The Hammer. The most American state. To what end nightmares? Giantess porn. Trigger case. Who is Arianna Grande? Chuck/Charles. And I Helped.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about gardening, anger, and nightmares.\r\n","date_published":"2015-07-14T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/db160efa-6258-40d6-a025-6ff2bba54205.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":27422678,"duration_in_seconds":2267}]},{"id":"5cc47026-be1a-4d1c-b95e-991031bff50d","title":"Episode 170: Steel Reserve Reserve","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/170","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about superstition, mechanical heads, and brains.\n\nNew mic. Mr. Stealyourgirl. Toussaud Watch. Specific directions. Blondie. PSA: Stop Buying Poor People Green Beans. You can get drunk on your front porch. A $10,000 mechanical head. Medical examiners don't have to bury the whole body. Watch out for brains. The mechanics of death. Riding the brain train. Homer and Marge will get separated.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about superstition, mechanical heads, and brains.
\n\nNew mic. Mr. Stealyourgirl. Toussaud Watch. Specific directions. Blondie. PSA: Stop Buying Poor People Green Beans. You can get drunk on your front porch. A $10,000 mechanical head. Medical examiners don't have to bury the whole body. Watch out for brains. The mechanics of death. Riding the brain train. Homer and Marge will get separated.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about superstition, mechanical heads, and brains.\r\n","date_published":"2015-06-15T23:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/82101f8e-7927-4c15-b7e7-5f5e9c9a6704.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":37570325,"duration_in_seconds":3112}]},{"id":"28b9f7c7-a0a3-4dc2-9695-833f96df66e3","title":"Episode 169: This And Everything Else Is All That I Have","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/169","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about international regrets, sex education, and politeness.\n\nALSO: Setting the expectation. Annotated bibliography. Mr. Egg. Every recipe is the same. Always Bet on Black. Communist Minecraft. New York Memories, German Regrets. Rhode Island STD Siege. Equifax doesn't recognize God. Just ask nicely. Lion safari. Attacked over a towel. Facebook and narcissism.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about international regrets, sex education, and politeness.
\n\nALSO: Setting the expectation. Annotated bibliography. Mr. Egg. Every recipe is the same. Always Bet on Black. Communist Minecraft. New York Memories, German Regrets. Rhode Island STD Siege. Equifax doesn't recognize God. Just ask nicely. Lion safari. Attacked over a towel. Facebook and narcissism.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about international regrets, sex education, and politeness.\r\n","date_published":"2015-06-02T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/358be83f-fb46-4a44-975f-cda9e4b40c1d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":37415849,"duration_in_seconds":3099}]},{"id":"d2e13f28-7133-43b4-bf6e-de1eabcfe997","title":"Episode 168: Meat Swap","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/168","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about pot luck heuristics, impressing bros, and Kevin Kline.\n\nALSO: Acuity. The Good Samaritan was unemployed. The Oakley Pup Crawl. Someone brought botulism to the pot luck. The anatomy of a chicken. Bros burging bros. You're handsome, and I want to impress you. Jetsons Doorbell. The designated survivor. An indictment of Kevin Klein. Tisdale motto.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about pot luck heuristics, impressing bros, and Kevin Kline.
\n\nALSO: Acuity. The Good Samaritan was unemployed. The Oakley Pup Crawl. Someone brought botulism to the pot luck. The anatomy of a chicken. Bros burging bros. You're handsome, and I want to impress you. Jetsons Doorbell. The designated survivor. An indictment of Kevin Klein. Tisdale motto.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about pot luck heuristics, impressing bros, and Kevin Kline.\r\n","date_published":"2015-04-28T20:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/baebe570-fdc2-4d9a-a2b7-1ada7b022201.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":31202819,"duration_in_seconds":2582}]},{"id":"fa5bec07-e589-44d5-9803-f288e7933181","title":"Episode 167: Artisanal Carnies","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/167","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about lies, collective nouns, and the benefits of sleeping better.\n\nALSO: The Needy Tennant. Snoop Dogg and Reaganomics. Artisanal Carnies. Belgian blackface. Scarecrow town. Better sleep, better sex. Why we shake hands. Montana street fight. Christian Grey Jr. Gator mating season starts early.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about lies, collective nouns, and the benefits of sleeping better.
\n\nALSO: The Needy Tennant. Snoop Dogg and Reaganomics. Artisanal Carnies. Belgian blackface. Scarecrow town. Better sleep, better sex. Why we shake hands. Montana street fight. Christian Grey Jr. Gator mating season starts early.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about lies, collective nouns, and the benefits of sleeping better.\r\n","date_published":"2015-03-31T13:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/fd6a53a9-8937-4191-8726-dc27369c3792.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":29677819,"duration_in_seconds":2455}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:5511bc04e4b0f046f7af42a4","title":"Episode 166: Klairidy","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/166","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about customer service, new marketing opportunities, and restraint.\n\nALSO: Boat School. Tabs and rabbit sounds. Sheik Tweets. Iran Contra. \"Do you work here?\" syndrome. Starbucks and race. Customer service. Alzheimer's drug shows startling promise. Klairidy. The Bottle Wall. Tell your doctor to wash their hands. Kole worked in television. Cooking shows and weight. Whopper cologne. Bath room meth lab.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about customer service, new marketing opportunities, and restraint.
\n\nALSO: Boat School. Tabs and rabbit sounds. Sheik Tweets. Iran Contra. \"Do you work here?\" syndrome. Starbucks and race. Customer service. Alzheimer's drug shows startling promise. Klairidy. The Bottle Wall. Tell your doctor to wash their hands. Kole worked in television. Cooking shows and weight. Whopper cologne. Bath room meth lab.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about customer service, new marketing opportunities, and restraint.\r\n","date_published":"2015-03-24T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/b0fe051e-a0b0-4788-9616-a4351a5d9925.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":38070319,"duration_in_seconds":3154}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:5508bc70e4b0f993bd7b6cca","title":"Episode 165: Long Live the New Fleshlight","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/165","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about sickness, inhalants, and food marketing fads.\n\nALSO: The black lung. Huffing markers. Institutional synesthesia. Throat confusion. Whole Foods pooping and kale-fed chicken. Bushiness. Being sick. Male enhancement. Sex Selfie Stick. Love rag. Zorkzax Was Here. Bacon and kale are on the way out. Don't throw a pizza on that roof. The Streisand Effect. Basic.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about sickness, inhalants, and food marketing fads.
\n\nALSO: The black lung. Huffing markers. Institutional synesthesia. Throat confusion. Whole Foods pooping and kale-fed chicken. Bushiness. Being sick. Male enhancement. Sex Selfie Stick. Love rag. Zorkzax Was Here. Bacon and kale are on the way out. Don't throw a pizza on that roof. The Streisand Effect. Basic.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about sickness, inhalants, and food marketing fads.\r\n","date_published":"2015-03-17T19:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/84926d92-3650-44c3-9736-3bb80d6de20c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":31856736,"duration_in_seconds":2636}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:54d1537de4b07f218a9094c9","title":"Episode 164: No Fishnets, No Safety Nets","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/164","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about the ballistic properties of pumpkin pie filling, snow days, and courtesy.\n\nALSO: Symphonic Sanford and Son. We're not communicating in any way. Colon Bowling. Hunter S. Thompson describing a room. Canned goods to prevent school violence. No more snow days. Teachers be banging students. The most courteous robbery. Buddy's Carpet and Little Tom.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about the ballistic properties of pumpkin pie filling, snow days, and courtesy.
\n\nALSO: Symphonic Sanford and Son. We're not communicating in any way. Colon Bowling. Hunter S. Thompson describing a room. Canned goods to prevent school violence. No more snow days. Teachers be banging students. The most courteous robbery. Buddy's Carpet and Little Tom.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about the ballistic properties of pumpkin pie filling, snow days, and courtesy.\r\n","date_published":"2015-02-03T18:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/77d5a75e-9281-49a4-b055-6666b8f018ca.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":36097718,"duration_in_seconds":2990}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:54c83fc6e4b09b7fced152ef","title":"Episode 163: Follow the Beans","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/163","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about weather disasters, legumes, and skin confusion.\n\nALSO: Snowpocalypse. Christopher Lloyd. Woodburned notes to self. Bean nomenclature. Judgemental Maps. Doomsday clock. Weed spray for lady junk. Online school. Skin confusion. Get your hack game on point.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about weather disasters, legumes, and skin confusion.
\n\nALSO: Snowpocalypse. Christopher Lloyd. Woodburned notes to self. Bean nomenclature. Judgemental Maps. Doomsday clock. Weed spray for lady junk. Online school. Skin confusion. Get your hack game on point.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about weather disasters, legumes, and skin confusion.\r\n","date_published":"2015-01-27T20:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/69089494-a36c-4ef0-ab3b-db674531392c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":32665781,"duration_in_seconds":2704}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:54bed5cce4b0081789b5fb7e","title":"Episode 162: H.M. Really's","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/162","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about limitations, restauranteurism, and mythical metals.\n\nALSO: Pornographic beverages. Was that Odd Job? Limitations. Who sang The Gambler? Dew Better. Shot for breakfast. Kole spends minutes trying to think of Clint Eastwood's name. H.M. Really's. Sniper, no sniping. What's a Rutger? Orichalcum. Ransack a grave. The trouble with play dates.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about limitations, restauranteurism, and mythical metals.
\n\nALSO: Pornographic beverages. Was that Odd Job? Limitations. Who sang The Gambler? Dew Better. Shot for breakfast. Kole spends minutes trying to think of Clint Eastwood's name. H.M. Really's. Sniper, no sniping. What's a Rutger? Orichalcum. Ransack a grave. The trouble with play dates.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about limitations, restauranteurism, and mythical metals.\r\n","date_published":"2015-01-20T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/99acdd04-5363-4483-97d5-e1fa7ccc6e8d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":32380839,"duration_in_seconds":2680}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:54b5a0a5e4b01534e39ce33d","title":"Episode 161: Boom, You're Speed Buggy","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/161","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about branding, missed connections, and simulacrum.\n\nALSO: Marine Corps. Chicken Commercial. Brands. Pedestrian of the day. Bono's accident and the speed buggy soul vessel. Missed Connections. Headlights. Flush a snake. Spudato. Hypercolor sorrow.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about branding, missed connections, and simulacrum.
\n\nALSO: Marine Corps. Chicken Commercial. Brands. Pedestrian of the day. Bono's accident and the speed buggy soul vessel. Missed Connections. Headlights. Flush a snake. Spudato. Hypercolor sorrow.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about branding, missed connections, and simulacrum.\r\n","date_published":"2015-01-13T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/3f34c6ea-4137-4535-b691-0384daeb8407.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":27553734,"duration_in_seconds":2278}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:5499fe13e4b03e99314b270c","title":"Episode 160: Horse Boat, Sunset","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/160","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about wine, appliances, and agriculture.\n\nALSO: These genes and the wine kick. Gary Busey's cocaine dog. Christmas Vacation goof supercut. Who is Sam Elliott. A jetski-less life. Art Crime. Mayonaise and Schrodinger's Ice Cream. A rice revelation. Deer and Beer Fridge. The family at the end of the street.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about wine, appliances, and agriculture.
\n\nALSO: These genes and the wine kick. Gary Busey's cocaine dog. Christmas Vacation goof supercut. Who is Sam Elliott. A jetski-less life. Art Crime. Mayonaise and Schrodinger's Ice Cream. A rice revelation. Deer and Beer Fridge. The family at the end of the street.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about wine, appliances, and agriculture.\r\n","date_published":"2014-12-23T19:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/cb26d83e-0df5-4ba4-a35d-363ea7a6f09f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":35221788,"duration_in_seconds":2917}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:5490bba2e4b0b022bcc35026","title":"Episode 159: Just Drink the Water","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/159","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about old men, a staggering lack of compassion, and missing brains.\n\nALSO: A tiny little pill. Old Men Who Are Dead as Fuck, Part 43. Old Candies. GGG and tricking us into a Guy-hole. Guy paints Kim Kardashian with his penis. Wakie. A story about HIV. Trashtalk. 100 Missing Brains. The Beatles didn't exist. Who lasts the longest.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about old men, a staggering lack of compassion, and missing brains.
\n\nALSO: A tiny little pill. Old Men Who Are Dead as Fuck, Part 43. Old Candies. GGG and tricking us into a Guy-hole. Guy paints Kim Kardashian with his penis. Wakie. A story about HIV. Trashtalk. 100 Missing Brains. The Beatles didn't exist. Who lasts the longest.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about old men, a staggering lack of compassion, and missing brains.\r\n","date_published":"2014-12-16T18:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/202d0f97-dbf1-4b6a-a262-c86a7e99b8d9.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":37381964,"duration_in_seconds":3097}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:5472757fe4b025d4e2058042","title":"Episode 158: Way Too Much","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/158","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about giving up, flames, and cleanliness.\n\nALSO: I was going to be lonely anyway. Wolf in White Van. How much do I give up. Giving up way too much. We're all fire retardant now. Susan G. Komen for the Frack. Lumbersexual. Cleanliness is nest to Godliness. Big time clean head. Naptime in the bathroom.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about giving up, flames, and cleanliness.
\n\nALSO: I was going to be lonely anyway. Wolf in White Van. How much do I give up. Giving up way too much. We're all fire retardant now. Susan G. Komen for the Frack. Lumbersexual. Cleanliness is nest to Godliness. Big time clean head. Naptime in the bathroom.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about giving up, flames, and cleanliness.\r\n","date_published":"2014-11-25T20:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/d59453ba-f6b8-4b56-ac13-a4858d5e72f2.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":33175764,"duration_in_seconds":2746}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:546c16c4e4b078a98a605466","title":"Episode 157: Oncologist Cop","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/157","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about numbers, cloaking, and crushing uncertainty.\n\nALSO: For my own amusement. Leading your shots. Favorites and Ball Chasing. Inside Baseball on Numbers. People you know. Ladies in podcasts. Vacation Breasts. United States of Cloakopolis. A shocking admission.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about numbers, cloaking, and crushing uncertainty.
\n\nALSO: For my own amusement. Leading your shots. Favorites and Ball Chasing. Inside Baseball on Numbers. People you know. Ladies in podcasts. Vacation Breasts. United States of Cloakopolis. A shocking admission.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about numbers, cloaking, and crushing uncertainty.\r\n","date_published":"2014-11-18T23:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/61fcea1f-ba3a-4884-b8b6-4fbec8127fc4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":34801751,"duration_in_seconds":2882}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:54629623e4b0779fb5a80163","title":"Episode 156: A Hit Off the Soy Box","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/156","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about disruption, fantasies, and dwarves.\n\nALSO: Easy to get mad. Not related to a department store. I'm mad at the government. Porn title quiz. 3D printed food. Soylent God. 20% of people want to piss on you. The texture of our fantasies. Click, you're dead. Drone porn. Dwarf names. Humming bird beaks. Dove scrutinty.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about disruption, fantasies, and dwarves.
\n\nALSO: Easy to get mad. Not related to a department store. I'm mad at the government. Porn title quiz. 3D printed food. Soylent God. 20% of people want to piss on you. The texture of our fantasies. Click, you're dead. Drone porn. Dwarf names. Humming bird beaks. Dove scrutinty.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about disruption, fantasies, and dwarves.\r\n","date_published":"2014-11-11T18:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/6e4b8c38-0331-4fa4-9a3c-f0fbdd51318f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":38138629,"duration_in_seconds":3160}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:5459ab9de4b0775635ead020","title":"Episode 155: Claw Law","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/155","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about names, sick days, and underground business meetings.\n\nALSO: Anxiously awaiting a pen shipment. Museum gift store suppliers. An inappropriate gift basket. Claw law. Chinese name advice and the longest name. Hurricane names. Worst sick day excuses. Man cuts off his own dick and throws it in the trash. Mr. Incredible punches Bat Girl, Waldo and Freddy Krueger come to the rescue. No Birdman for us. Gun picture expulsion.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about names, sick days, and underground business meetings.
\n\nALSO: Anxiously awaiting a pen shipment. Museum gift store suppliers. An inappropriate gift basket. Claw law. Chinese name advice and the longest name. Hurricane names. Worst sick day excuses. Man cuts off his own dick and throws it in the trash. Mr. Incredible punches Bat Girl, Waldo and Freddy Krueger come to the rescue. No Birdman for us. Gun picture expulsion.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about names, sick days, and underground business meetings.\r\n","date_published":"2014-11-04T23:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/5f86d28a-dbea-434b-a6fc-1390184b04ba.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":31279927,"duration_in_seconds":2588}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:544bf734e4b0399666b67046","title":"Episode 154: Tyvek Futures","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/154","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about travel, outbreaks, and skulls.\n\nALSO: Macho Man telephone greeting. Lost my bookmarks in the moby. All over weather. Portland adventure. A truly public restroom. Airline story. A serious discussion about Ebola. No German has ever killed a Mormon. Hungry Hungry Hogs. Cambodian skulls. Honey Boo Boo knowledge. Horror movie personality test.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about travel, outbreaks, and skulls.
\n\nALSO: Macho Man telephone greeting. Lost my bookmarks in the moby. All over weather. Portland adventure. A truly public restroom. Airline story. A serious discussion about Ebola. No German has ever killed a Mormon. Hungry Hungry Hogs. Cambodian skulls. Honey Boo Boo knowledge. Horror movie personality test.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about travel, outbreaks, and skulls.\r\n","date_published":"2014-10-28T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/2516825d-8f9b-4a01-91b7-1fff13fa7a78.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":35545584,"duration_in_seconds":2944}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:5438931ae4b0b8ecdd4d9365","title":"Episode 153: Father of 5-4-3-2-1","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/153","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about antiquated executions, burial, and peanut allergies.\n\nALSO: Too many beers and WHAM. SPYT. Root cellar. Death by elephant. Bobby \"Two Strike\" Cokehead. Here's dad's coffin. Horse hypotheses. You can't name your kid that. The truth about peanut allergies. Malaysia air bucket list challenge. Sperm bank mixup.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about antiquated executions, burial, and peanut allergies.
\n\nALSO: Too many beers and WHAM. SPYT. Root cellar. Death by elephant. Bobby \"Two Strike\" Cokehead. Here's dad's coffin. Horse hypotheses. You can't name your kid that. The truth about peanut allergies. Malaysia air bucket list challenge. Sperm bank mixup.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about antiquated executions, burial, and peanut allergies.\r\n","date_published":"2014-10-22T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/bac6ec9e-13f9-461c-b69e-05d7f152efb2.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":30658652,"duration_in_seconds":2536}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:54389206e4b0ca55d621be2b","title":"Episode 152: LISIS: See the Clown","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/152","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about Seasonal Affective Disorder, frolf, and malt liquor.\n\nALSO: A deadline on your stress. The Drug Mart Bus. Every receipt tells a story. A Seasonal Affective Disorder Fleshlight. Secretary synopsis. Profiles in Frolfing. Shocks the conscious. Go with the flow. Squidding. The Overthereland. LISIS: See the Clown. Let's buy a Connecticut ghost town.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about Seasonal Affective Disorder, frolf, and malt liquor.
\n\nALSO: A deadline on your stress. The Drug Mart Bus. Every receipt tells a story. A Seasonal Affective Disorder Fleshlight. Secretary synopsis. Profiles in Frolfing. Shocks the conscious. Go with the flow. Squidding. The Overthereland. LISIS: See the Clown. Let's buy a Connecticut ghost town.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about Seasonal Affective Disorder, frolf, and malt liquor.\r\n","date_published":"2014-10-15T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/4a33f148-2606-43e3-b6d1-9a42a9b26744.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":37081642,"duration_in_seconds":3072}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:5427482be4b0e2d40ddb3f3c","title":"Episode 151: Showcase Hoedown","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/151","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about salvage, war criminals, and epidemiology.\n\nALSO: A document of modern day love. Life straw for tommy. A head in a bag. Rudy Giuliani Defends Call of Duty from Manuel Noriega. Sharon Osborn's secret. Real Life Newman. Drinking stats. Cigarette tube. Everything will kill you. Miscarriages of Justice.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about salvage, war criminals, and epidemiology.
\n\nALSO: A document of modern day love. Life straw for tommy. A head in a bag. Rudy Giuliani Defends Call of Duty from Manuel Noriega. Sharon Osborn's secret. Real Life Newman. Drinking stats. Cigarette tube. Everything will kill you. Miscarriages of Justice.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about salvage, war criminals, and epidemiology.\r\n","date_published":"2014-10-07T19:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/ae305708-285a-4a07-8804-513bc5cae8cb.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":36548401,"duration_in_seconds":3027}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:542747c0e4b007ffd6b77c21","title":"Episode 150: Dennehy Raft","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/150","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about carpentry, hydrodynamics, and sanity checks.\n\nALSO: A podcast for carpenters. Raft or boat? Welcome to the world of AIDS. Leg Lamp. The deadliest garden. Foul mouthed priest. Where's the body? The wrong grave.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about carpentry, hydrodynamics, and sanity checks.
\n\nALSO: A podcast for carpenters. Raft or boat? Welcome to the world of AIDS. Leg Lamp. The deadliest garden. Foul mouthed priest. Where's the body? The wrong grave.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about carpentry, hydrodynamics, and sanity checks.\r\n","date_published":"2014-09-30T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/17cb9327-26e8-4200-b670-c66d6780bdd3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":39385610,"duration_in_seconds":3264}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:5404fc27e4b0903f2ff9e252","title":"Episode 149: Cranky Ska","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/149","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about gamers, burns, and organ rights.\n\nALSO: Air VnA. Game people are the worst. K-PAX. You're going to be so delicious. All of the HIV is in the eyes. The Fire Challenge and Your Taint is Fine. One eye is good enough. Drone range. Lesbians have more fun.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about gamers, burns, and organ rights.
\n\nALSO: Air VnA. Game people are the worst. K-PAX. You're going to be so delicious. All of the HIV is in the eyes. The Fire Challenge and Your Taint is Fine. One eye is good enough. Drone range. Lesbians have more fun.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about gamers, burns, and organ rights.\r\n","date_published":"2014-09-02T16:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/96b8e9ef-cb2e-425b-8785-f5d3d5ada614.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":36211705,"duration_in_seconds":2999}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:53fbda4ce4b03fec4b2b0549","title":"Episode 148: I Have No Bones and I Must Walk","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/148","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about national tragedy, Disney World, and the commerce of comfort.\n\nALSO: Grew up in a box. Catch your own errors and Hippo Laws. Seven Layer Depression Dips. Adventures in Ferguson. Slandering Kole. Kris's Disney Adventure. Amputee thoughts. Your kid draws like shit and will be dumb later. Dart in the neck. The price of sex is dropping.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about national tragedy, Disney World, and the commerce of comfort.
\n\nALSO: Grew up in a box. Catch your own errors and Hippo Laws. Seven Layer Depression Dips. Adventures in Ferguson. Slandering Kole. Kris's Disney Adventure. Amputee thoughts. Your kid draws like shit and will be dumb later. Dart in the neck. The price of sex is dropping.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about national tragedy, Disney World, and the commerce of comfort.\r\n","date_published":"2014-08-26T15:45:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/4ed8c84d-bd56-444b-ad52-b2f657642670.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":36187979,"duration_in_seconds":2997}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:53ec220ae4b0adad4c1a9e1a","title":"Episode 147: Yo Yomega Ma","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/147","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about remembrance, compulsion, and currency.\n\nALSO: Grocery store dance party. Lithgow villains. Hot tub logistics. Searing slander of Guy Fieri. He's real sad about him, and his own obituary. The Narcissism Question. Alcohol at gun shows. Meth loops. Needle meat just for the hell of it. Women on paper currency. Kole talks about words. Who owns the monkey selfie?","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about remembrance, compulsion, and currency.
\n\nALSO: Grocery store dance party. Lithgow villains. Hot tub logistics. Searing slander of Guy Fieri. He's real sad about him, and his own obituary. The Narcissism Question. Alcohol at gun shows. Meth loops. Needle meat just for the hell of it. Women on paper currency. Kole talks about words. Who owns the monkey selfie?
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about remembrance, compulsion, and currency.\r\n","date_published":"2014-08-19T20:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/b547c363-3391-4c68-a62d-6f51c0e4adb1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":31608109,"duration_in_seconds":2615}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:53e019c4e4b0f6648d42e393","title":"Episode 146: Willie Pete","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/146","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about bad radio, war crimes, and instant death.\n\nALSO: Misguided acrostics and bad radio. My craft beer brings all the boys to the yard. Willie Pete. Sambuca. The Pavlok. Octopus mating rituals. Brown recluse spiders are on the rise. Clean yer plate. Flea-Aid. A kindness doll, for your daughter. The original Rock. George dies again.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about bad radio, war crimes, and instant death.
\n\nALSO: Misguided acrostics and bad radio. My craft beer brings all the boys to the yard. Willie Pete. Sambuca. The Pavlok. Octopus mating rituals. Brown recluse spiders are on the rise. Clean yer plate. Flea-Aid. A kindness doll, for your daughter. The original Rock. George dies again.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about bad radio, war crimes, and instant death.\r\n","date_published":"2014-08-12T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/0dbc3f8a-3b47-4efc-aeec-3c451270ca5d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":33396143,"duration_in_seconds":2764}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:53e00fb1e4b080a853dee428","title":"Episode 145: The Mayor of Wrong","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/145","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about whiling the hours away, juvenile bucket lists, and Night Kole.\n\nALSO: Kris's exorbitant cam. Wasting our lives. I know what a bucket list is. A better class of drunk. Gingham Styles. Simpsons World. Jesus was not jewish? I'm not stupid! Seventh Inning Gape. Media Makes You a Loser. Night Kole wears shades. The saddest unboxing. A lead delivery handle.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about whiling the hours away, juvenile bucket lists, and Night Kole.
\n\nALSO: Kris's exorbitant cam. Wasting our lives. I know what a bucket list is. A better class of drunk. Gingham Styles. Simpsons World. Jesus was not jewish? I'm not stupid! Seventh Inning Gape. Media Makes You a Loser. Night Kole wears shades. The saddest unboxing. A lead delivery handle.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about whiling the hours away, juvenile bucket lists, and Night Kole.\r\n","date_published":"2014-08-05T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/83bb3cbb-1a81-4e80-ac7e-98df453941d4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":34303693,"duration_in_seconds":2840}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:53cc37e0e4b04ad07ef5efd8","title":"Episode 144: Tank Bronson, M.D.","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/144","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about manhood, missing brothers, and fantasy.\n\nALSO: Teaching Kole to be a man. Electric razors? Cee Lo teaching Sean Combs to be hard. Tongue Phrenologist. Wrestle move wiki. Drinking and status. I wish you were Josh so bad. Sharing garages is weird, also car shopping. Sugar Daddy Culture and the Girlfriend Experience. NA Chips.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about manhood, missing brothers, and fantasy.
\n\nALSO: Teaching Kole to be a man. Electric razors? Cee Lo teaching Sean Combs to be hard. Tongue Phrenologist. Wrestle move wiki. Drinking and status. I wish you were Josh so bad. Sharing garages is weird, also car shopping. Sugar Daddy Culture and the Girlfriend Experience. NA Chips.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about manhood, missing brothers, and fantasy.\r\n","date_published":"2014-07-29T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/78fda6a0-a3bf-48e0-89dd-adf9d61b9623.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":25639666,"duration_in_seconds":2118}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:53cc35b3e4b0047dfb9d9132","title":"Episode 143: The Exhaust Pipe","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/143","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about white supremacy, small businesses, and taking inventory.\n\nALSO: It's like a simile. Kris starts the Simpsons dive. Keeping the good boxes. Becoming a new kind of person. Jason Biggs can't be the Afleck Duck anymore. Eat a bowl of dicks list. Klan Kwiz. The Klot Klalling the Klettle Klack. Mobile Dentistry and the Exhaust Pipe. Fill in the __. Billboard homeless.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about white supremacy, small businesses, and taking inventory.
\n\nALSO: It's like a simile. Kris starts the Simpsons dive. Keeping the good boxes. Becoming a new kind of person. Jason Biggs can't be the Afleck Duck anymore. Eat a bowl of dicks list. Klan Kwiz. The Klot Klalling the Klettle Klack. Mobile Dentistry and the Exhaust Pipe. Fill in the __. Billboard homeless.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about white supremacy, small businesses, and taking inventory.\r\n","date_published":"2014-07-22T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/9b88802e-618f-4035-b150-a386cf9bd22e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":31153936,"duration_in_seconds":2578}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:53966162e4b0efebb7e8c373","title":"Episode 142: Briny Steep","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/142","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about Muppet hierarchies, celebrity injuries, and produce.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nThe candy store. A grim hypothetical. The collective noun for nuns. Debating Fozzie's place in the house. Our setups. Tracey Morgan, accidents, and offensive language. Depressing statistics about sexual harassment. Two kinds of rice. Larry King's beard. A grocery store story. Sexy produce.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about Muppet hierarchies, celebrity injuries, and produce.
\n\n\n\nThe candy store. A grim hypothetical. The collective noun for nuns. Debating Fozzie's place in the house. Our setups. Tracey Morgan, accidents, and offensive language. Depressing statistics about sexual harassment. Two kinds of rice. Larry King's beard. A grocery store story. Sexy produce.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about Muppet hierarchies, celebrity injuries, and produce.\r\n","date_published":"2014-06-17T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/38038b30-937b-4384-b3cc-eadfcd6f525d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":18721514,"duration_in_seconds":2313}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:539660c9e4b0efebb7e8c209","title":"Episode 141: A Cranstonian Body","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/141","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about cultural osmosis, further atrocities, and policy.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nToo much toothpaste, too little beer. Stop treating your podcast like it's a job. Sports things when you know them. Sin tax for stadium upkeep. What did Kole have for dinner? Pay to potty. Government condoms. Hollywood science. Joe the Plumber is an awful human. Internet on the moon, and a grocery stand.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about cultural osmosis, further atrocities, and policy.
\n\n\n\nToo much toothpaste, too little beer. Stop treating your podcast like it's a job. Sports things when you know them. Sin tax for stadium upkeep. What did Kole have for dinner? Pay to potty. Government condoms. Hollywood science. Joe the Plumber is an awful human. Internet on the moon, and a grocery stand.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about cultural osmosis, further atrocities, and policy.\r\n","date_published":"2014-06-10T19:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/0f396e99-495a-4de0-a5a5-e174cdcc6db3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":21369503,"duration_in_seconds":2644}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:538cf15ae4b038f0a6ef4b07","title":"Episode 140: Clown Chair","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/140","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about novelty beers, Holocaust denial, and mass shootings.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nKris drinks clown beer. Kris imitates every other show on the network. On that paper chase (I'm a fancy boy). Who did Daniel Day Lewis kill to earn the Day? O.K. Comrade. A frank discussion about Holocaust denial. A frank discussion about misogyny and mass shootings. My AP is flashing red.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about novelty beers, Holocaust denial, and mass shootings.
\n\n\n\nKris drinks clown beer. Kris imitates every other show on the network. On that paper chase (I'm a fancy boy). Who did Daniel Day Lewis kill to earn the Day? O.K. Comrade. A frank discussion about Holocaust denial. A frank discussion about misogyny and mass shootings. My AP is flashing red.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about novelty beers, Holocaust denial, and mass shootings.\r\n","date_published":"2014-06-03T13:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/d19db750-2d9a-4afa-883d-321f385b4846.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":17881416,"duration_in_seconds":2208}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:53839a21e4b0f959c2be9a28","title":"Episode 139: Catacomb","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/139","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about forbidden language, forbidden food, and forbidden bees.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nPauly Shore's sex tape. Wet Hot American Seth. Kim Jong Un's candy-flip and enema giver. Technology has strong opinions. The return of the quiz! Upscale Taco Bell. An exegesis on fast food. Be your way. The dear leader's hair. Bee crash.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about forbidden language, forbidden food, and forbidden bees.
\n\n\n\nPauly Shore's sex tape. Wet Hot American Seth. Kim Jong Un's candy-flip and enema giver. Technology has strong opinions. The return of the quiz! Upscale Taco Bell. An exegesis on fast food. Be your way. The dear leader's hair. Bee crash.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about forbidden language, forbidden food, and forbidden bees.\r\n","date_published":"2014-05-27T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/dcb3fe11-b733-48c4-8944-dabd52890a90.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":23453439,"duration_in_seconds":2904}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:5376d215e4b002aab7ac4c37","title":"Episode 138: The Pad Pad","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/138","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about technosexuality, drug policy, and then peace out because nodding off.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nSimpsons report. Kris did sizzurp. Would you have sex with a robot? airTHC. We've instituted a no-hitting policy. Kris taps out. Dimetapp recollections.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about technosexuality, drug policy, and then peace out because nodding off.
\n\n\n\nSimpsons report. Kris did sizzurp. Would you have sex with a robot? airTHC. We've instituted a no-hitting policy. Kris taps out. Dimetapp recollections.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about technosexuality, drug policy, and then peace out because nodding off.\r\n","date_published":"2014-05-20T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/18737449-a082-4028-9808-9b79125e62de.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":11745600,"duration_in_seconds":1441}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:53714904e4b0f8eee609f2cc","title":"Episode 137: Bull Rider Fighter","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/137","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about marital aid evangelism, sea life, and infant sorrow.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nExtruded chicken death. Use yah blinkah. Kris's sex toy dream. A fantasy fishing show hallucination. I was a 45 year old dir track racer. Pending whale explosion. Crying baby contest. A new site to check every day. What do coroners and ice cream men have in common now? Circumcision trainer. What do your initials mean for you? Why we see Jesus.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about marital aid evangelism, sea life, and infant sorrow.
\n\n\n\nExtruded chicken death. Use yah blinkah. Kris's sex toy dream. A fantasy fishing show hallucination. I was a 45 year old dir track racer. Pending whale explosion. Crying baby contest. A new site to check every day. What do coroners and ice cream men have in common now? Circumcision trainer. What do your initials mean for you? Why we see Jesus.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about marital aid evangelism, sea life, and infant sorrow.\r\n","date_published":"2014-05-13T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/0ac95138-ab5a-4415-a473-1975e3467282.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":18881606,"duration_in_seconds":2333}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:535f0b3de4b0a78001c3c4d9","title":"Episode 136: Cream Pie for Larry","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/136","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about privation, haste, and grandma shows.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nWeak iced tea. Kole doesn't want to leave the house. A club card is the sign of being an adult. Wake up to birds. The fastest elevator in the \"I'm Not Even Going to Try\" building. Is it MGM anymore? Life in the fast lane at the mall. People movers, inc. Confusing a Cream Pie for a Cream Puff. Remembering what \"That's My Dog!\" was. Ray Liotta is hard to look at. Northern Exposure might be good. The fisherman's wife.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about privation, haste, and grandma shows.
\n\n\n\nWeak iced tea. Kole doesn't want to leave the house. A club card is the sign of being an adult. Wake up to birds. The fastest elevator in the \"I'm Not Even Going to Try\" building. Is it MGM anymore? Life in the fast lane at the mall. People movers, inc. Confusing a Cream Pie for a Cream Puff. Remembering what \"That's My Dog!\" was. Ray Liotta is hard to look at. Northern Exposure might be good. The fisherman's wife.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about privation, haste, and grandma shows.\r\n","date_published":"2014-05-06T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/13e37d3d-5a33-4971-847f-5a4e1f572b85.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":21660587,"duration_in_seconds":2680}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:535f0a2be4b06295cb1480c2","title":"Episode 135: Samurai Burt's Fun-Time Eyeball Experience","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/135","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about stalking, the Simpsons, and duck theft.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nFor the sizzurp. People care. People care enough to Swimfan Kris. Kole's gonna 'Bay. Drinkin' bird and reinventing the bowl. Early Simpsons is different than Late Simpsons. Props to the mower. Give a duck, take a duck. Beesin' the Juice. Stop the plans. Glamping at Sturgiss. The last words of the South. A day of reckoning is coming.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about stalking, the Simpsons, and duck theft.
\n\n\n\nFor the sizzurp. People care. People care enough to Swimfan Kris. Kole's gonna 'Bay. Drinkin' bird and reinventing the bowl. Early Simpsons is different than Late Simpsons. Props to the mower. Give a duck, take a duck. Beesin' the Juice. Stop the plans. Glamping at Sturgiss. The last words of the South. A day of reckoning is coming.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about stalking, the Simpsons, and duck theft.\r\n","date_published":"2014-04-29T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/d2d4d678-2b03-494f-90c3-d74b7666a88d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":20329648,"duration_in_seconds":2514}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:534c7beae4b06e3b06964438","title":"Episode 134: Clear Hanky, Front Right Pocket","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/134","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about belated mourning, acceptance, and institutional violence.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nHarold Ramis and the Surplus Bebops. First of all, I'm a Brony. Hot Pocket Love. I am Ibrahim. Dildofish continent. Prom/College fakeout. Craigslist Critique Service. Kris grosses Kole out. A blue kinetoscope at the nickelodeon. Slap-Ass Fridays. The worst prank. Forbidden names.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about belated mourning, acceptance, and institutional violence.
\n\n\n\nHarold Ramis and the Surplus Bebops. First of all, I'm a Brony. Hot Pocket Love. I am Ibrahim. Dildofish continent. Prom/College fakeout. Craigslist Critique Service. Kris grosses Kole out. A blue kinetoscope at the nickelodeon. Slap-Ass Fridays. The worst prank. Forbidden names.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about belated mourning, acceptance, and institutional violence.\r\n","date_published":"2014-04-22T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/f4e84c55-4137-4a48-8ef1-674af2e73305.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":25445483,"duration_in_seconds":3153}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:534c75a2e4b0fe2bdc30215e","title":"Episode 133: Jesus Couldn't Tap","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/133","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about the depressing Jetsons future, marketing, and haute cuisine.\n\nALSO: Hyperpanic Chamber. Stage II Synchronicity. Talkin' shit about Jack Black. Carbon Fiber Future. Where were you when Dale died? Native Americaesque. C://netsforthislocust/blood.moon. Weaponize this cereal. Eat For Life Home Cooking. Fight Church. Jaden fights Caden. Test tube vaginas.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about the depressing Jetsons future, marketing, and haute cuisine.
\n\nALSO: Hyperpanic Chamber. Stage II Synchronicity. Talkin' shit about Jack Black. Carbon Fiber Future. Where were you when Dale died? Native Americaesque. C://netsforthislocust/blood.moon. Weaponize this cereal. Eat For Life Home Cooking. Fight Church. Jaden fights Caden. Test tube vaginas.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about the depressing Jetsons future, marketing, and haute cuisine.\r\n","date_published":"2014-04-15T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/28eb7a4f-4278-4a50-8726-70c9dcd544dc.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":24121577,"duration_in_seconds":2988}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:5338ad01e4b0b33eb1900b6e","title":"Episode 132: Skeletons Are a Legitimate Threat","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/132","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about making memories, aeronautics, and witchcraft.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nMaking Memories. A River Runs Through the Saddest Alcohol Event. Skeletons are a legitimate threat. Gamify Spotify. \"They\". Astronaut condom sizes. Rocketcats. What do you believe? A letter about an apiarist. He's hooked on slug juice. Stop hiring witches. An uncomfortable conversation about who can assault who.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about making memories, aeronautics, and witchcraft.
\n\n\n\nMaking Memories. A River Runs Through the Saddest Alcohol Event. Skeletons are a legitimate threat. Gamify Spotify. \"They\". Astronaut condom sizes. Rocketcats. What do you believe? A letter about an apiarist. He's hooked on slug juice. Stop hiring witches. An uncomfortable conversation about who can assault who.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about making memories, aeronautics, and witchcraft.\r\n","date_published":"2014-04-01T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/5793fa91-161f-4c3f-b3f7-8d72e9424cfd.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":22285482,"duration_in_seconds":2758}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:532a4d0ae4b04fa73366ada9","title":"Episode 131: The Illusion of Steering","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/131","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about futility, finance, and palindromes.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nLet's not make this about poop or vaginas. The anniversary and futility. Mtn Dew Cheetos. Read this without laughing. Drive the booze off. Kris bought a Keurig. A bike and interest. Finishing the bee story. Barbie is out to get little girls. Sexy Crabtree. Brony backpack controversy.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about futility, finance, and palindromes.
\n\n\n\nLet's not make this about poop or vaginas. The anniversary and futility. Mtn Dew Cheetos. Read this without laughing. Drive the booze off. Kris bought a Keurig. A bike and interest. Finishing the bee story. Barbie is out to get little girls. Sexy Crabtree. Brony backpack controversy.
","summary":"Let's not make this about poop or vaginas. The anniversary and futility. Mtn Dew Cheetos. Read this without laughing. Drive the booze off. Kris bought a Keurig. A bike and interest. Finishing the bee story. Barbie is out to get little girls. Sexy Crabtree","date_published":"2014-03-25T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/a1b43e88-4f69-4f3c-a1db-2c9a2907b9dc.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":21173850,"duration_in_seconds":2619}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:532a4764e4b0e8b344d625af","title":"Episode 130: The Crown of Flames","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/130","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about altercations with the police, nautical law, and body art.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nThumb drumming. Watching too much COPS. Tragic stories and Kole being a dick to his neighbors. Coat hangar pendant. Baby chutes and nautical law. Amnesty stoops. Unboxing videos are all the craze. King of Inkland King Body Art the Extreme Ink-Ite.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about altercations with the police, nautical law, and body art.
\n\n\n\nThumb drumming. Watching too much COPS. Tragic stories and Kole being a dick to his neighbors. Coat hangar pendant. Baby chutes and nautical law. Amnesty stoops. Unboxing videos are all the craze. King of Inkland King Body Art the Extreme Ink-Ite.
","summary":"Thumb drumming. Watching too much COPS. Tragic stories and Kole being a dick to his neighbors. Coat hangar pendant. Baby chutes and nautical law. Amnesty stoops. Unboxing videos are all the craze. King of Inkland King Body Art the Extreme Ink-Ite.\r\n","date_published":"2014-03-19T21:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/d3a8afbe-bbe2-4ea4-9837-569be21a91ba.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":19277965,"duration_in_seconds":2382}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:53152f3fe4b02fc4b56e9116","title":"Episode 129: Let's Just Feel This Tomorrow","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/129","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about the collective perverted subconscious, brewing, and clowning around.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nIt's my domain. PornMD search stream. Chili Day. Zohydro. Hospital Monster (thanks Jon!). Gut fermentation syndrome. Chopper's Bitch. Clown Shortage (The Circus Monster).","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about the collective perverted subconscious, brewing, and clowning around.
\n\n\n\nIt's my domain. PornMD search stream. Chili Day. Zohydro. Hospital Monster (thanks Jon!). Gut fermentation syndrome. Chopper's Bitch. Clown Shortage (The Circus Monster).
","summary":"It's my domain. . PornMD search stream. Chili Day. Zohydro. Hospital Monster (thanks Jon!). Gut fermentation syndrome. Chopper's Bitch. Clown Shortage (The Circus Monster).\r\n","date_published":"2014-03-11T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/a1f47e98-b611-4d57-b538-d2bc9a8129cd.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":24409747,"duration_in_seconds":3024}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:53152d65e4b0dd44b4443f3e","title":"Episode 128: A Bad Case of the Scoops","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/128","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about a time in every man's life, infusion, and gender politics.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nReached a the turkey point. We've been using genie powers for years OR Darrin Was an Ad Man. Achey Breaky Remix. Frito Memorial. Pissbots. Double mattresses. Meet the morning me. I'm Mr. Bananaman, and you're going to die. A frank discussion about gender politics.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about a time in every man's life, infusion, and gender politics.
\n\n\n\nReached a the turkey point. We've been using genie powers for years OR Darrin Was an Ad Man. Achey Breaky Remix. Frito Memorial. Pissbots. Double mattresses. Meet the morning me. I'm Mr. Bananaman, and you're going to die. A frank discussion about gender politics.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about a time in every man's life, infusion, and gender politics.\r\n","date_published":"2014-03-04T05:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/db8140cb-b58e-44b8-8feb-49069d0644e3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":24931590,"duration_in_seconds":3089}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:530c29d5e4b0ba8fd4cdc23c","title":"Episode 127: Operation Wally Drop","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/127","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about fame, drug policy, and the style at the time.\n\n\n\nLinks of Note:\n\nCheese Nips. Progeria ward. Bieber's Weed Plane. The Necknominatikon. Death from above. Horse Viagra. Crack Pipe. Too hot for the internet. Exploding our preconceptions. Billy saves the day. Stop taking pictures. Crime Dogs.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about fame, drug policy, and the style at the time.
\n\n\n\nCheese Nips. Progeria ward. Bieber's Weed Plane. The Necknominatikon. Death from above. Horse Viagra. Crack Pipe. Too hot for the internet. Exploding our preconceptions. Billy saves the day. Stop taking pictures. Crime Dogs.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about fame, drug policy, and the style at the time.\r\n","date_published":"2014-02-25T05:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/5ecebf6c-ca24-4c11-9830-4a211c87c702.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":27761558,"duration_in_seconds":3443}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:52f5774be4b087ee08826852","title":"Episode 126: Carbon Date This Rock","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/126","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about creationism, bronyism, and spiritual happenings.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nI don't know what to do about that. A poll about Kole. Camels don't exist. A frank and serious conversation about Creationism. Lean Pocket, defined. When I hit 500 coins, I'll squirt. She's proud that he wouldn't buy a prostitute. He danced everywhere. A frank and serious conversation about bronies. A \"slightly\" haunted house. A frank and serious conversation about Martin Scorsese. Sea Star Wasting Syndrome. Anne Frank lost her marbles. Jim Belushi, Sherman Hemsley, and Archie Bunker.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about creationism, bronyism, and spiritual happenings.
\n\n\n\nI don't know what to do about that. A poll about Kole. Camels don't exist. A frank and serious conversation about Creationism. Lean Pocket, defined. When I hit 500 coins, I'll squirt. She's proud that he wouldn't buy a prostitute. He danced everywhere. A frank and serious conversation about bronies. A \"slightly\" haunted house. A frank and serious conversation about Martin Scorsese. Sea Star Wasting Syndrome. Anne Frank lost her marbles. Jim Belushi, Sherman Hemsley, and Archie Bunker.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about creationism, bronyism, and spiritual happenings.\r\n","date_published":"2014-02-18T05:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/f0f35c2e-9f78-4b94-b60d-c2b62d474b5a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":27829490,"duration_in_seconds":3451}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:52f576bfe4b0393d858cfe40","title":"Episode 125: El Luchacabra","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/125","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about John Ratzinger, priopriety, and sleeper agents.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nI watched COPS instead. John Ratzinger is a national treasure. Hybrid Vigor. Little Wayne and literary devices. Smell Yo Dick. Swearing in the American workplace. Chinese spreadsheet sex dragon. Ghost White Baby. The Manchurian Gun and the Shit IV. Just grab a bite. No legs, no problems.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about John Ratzinger, priopriety, and sleeper agents.
\n\n\n\nI watched COPS instead. John Ratzinger is a national treasure. Hybrid Vigor. Little Wayne and literary devices. Smell Yo Dick. Swearing in the American workplace. Chinese spreadsheet sex dragon. Ghost White Baby. The Manchurian Gun and the Shit IV. Just grab a bite. No legs, no problems.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about John Ratzinger, priopriety, and sleeper agents.\r\n","date_published":"2014-02-11T05:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/84480dd8-dfa3-4900-a120-077fa68f9b0d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":20712045,"duration_in_seconds":2561}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:52eeec62e4b009b4278ad809","title":"Episode 124: Distance Knife","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/124","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about the cosmic secrets we gun down, new apps, and predation.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nWe made a tactical error. God has doves, Satan has crows. Mucus tasting mass. It's not racial, it's a distance knife. Don't ask me why I set myself on fire. Explaining Snap Chat. I'm a student of speech. Sneaky sharks. Miller Genuine Drone. Let's starve people for science.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about the cosmic secrets we gun down, new apps, and predation.
\n\n\n\nWe made a tactical error. God has doves, Satan has crows. Mucus tasting mass. It's not racial, it's a distance knife. Don't ask me why I set myself on fire. Explaining Snap Chat. I'm a student of speech. Sneaky sharks. Miller Genuine Drone. Let's starve people for science.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about the cosmic secrets we gun down, new apps, and predation.\r\n","date_published":"2014-02-04T05:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/6cc20a18-4acd-4fa8-a72f-a046fc1a949e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":19952633,"duration_in_seconds":2466}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:51f8549ce4b0b49df4c39c62","title":"Episode 123: The Pounding Continues","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/123","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about academic dishonesty, fulfillment, and minimum wage.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nKeep pounding. An academic sham. The Pounding Continues. Hop up on this toxic dick. Coffee stops suicide. He got what he wanted, then died. Stay down. Buried in a steak monster. Kole talks for way too long about minimum wage. San Andreas Memorial Hospital. Bees. Trapped in the walls.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about academic dishonesty, fulfillment, and minimum wage.
\n\n\n\nKeep pounding. An academic sham. The Pounding Continues. Hop up on this toxic dick. Coffee stops suicide. He got what he wanted, then died. Stay down. Buried in a steak monster. Kole talks for way too long about minimum wage. San Andreas Memorial Hospital. Bees. Trapped in the walls.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about academic dishonesty, fulfillment, and minimum wage.\r\n","date_published":"2013-08-06T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/7c85783c-561d-418d-b5b3-7fb1fa00e855.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":19621615,"duration_in_seconds":2425}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:51f85145e4b07a7d13f975c4","title":"Episode 122: Altruistic Ridges","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/122","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about recovery, loss, and victory.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nCircling the Horses. I Don't Get Sleep. 1 day of night. Moon rock heist. B. Donk A. Donk. Magic Thumbs. The Price is Right for a Baby. Losing the internet. A handsy puzzle. The grenade theory of Taylor Swift contests. Action item: Murder. Scary tech.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about recovery, loss, and victory.
\n\n\n\nCircling the Horses. I Don't Get Sleep. 1 day of night. Moon rock heist. B. Donk A. Donk. Magic Thumbs. The Price is Right for a Baby. Losing the internet. A handsy puzzle. The grenade theory of Taylor Swift contests. Action item: Murder. Scary tech.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about recovery, loss, and victory.\r\n","date_published":"2013-07-30T19:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/0566a46d-7e5d-4e8e-b2bd-b19540384777.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":21429442,"duration_in_seconds":2651}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:51edb6bae4b0953024957b66","title":"Episode 121: Schrödinger's Vigoda","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/121","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about their hiatus, coincidence, and genetic diversity.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nEnough mescaline. Hiatus. Follow me sandals, atheist boots. The most coincidental drunk pileup. Florida outlaws mermaid. Raisin reserve. Rhincest. Gold's Gym. Drone bounty. No rule of threes. Butter protest for Deen. Jury duty gold mine.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about their hiatus, coincidence, and genetic diversity.
\n\n\n\nEnough mescaline. Hiatus. Follow me sandals, atheist boots. The most coincidental drunk pileup. Florida outlaws mermaid. Raisin reserve. Rhincest. Gold's Gym. Drone bounty. No rule of threes. Butter protest for Deen. Jury duty gold mine.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about their hiatus, coincidence, and genetic diversity.\r\n","date_published":"2013-07-23T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/f391a7ff-1f82-4b28-b682-f255b4032e2f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":23905480,"duration_in_seconds":2961}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:51bfb5eae4b00b62a84e5224","title":"Episode 120: All's Fair in Love and GWAR","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/120","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about trophies, the Singularity, and Caddy Shack.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nGiving ball. Gumption crossing. You never let go of the trophy. Party Barn. Baby Hal. Ergo, toot. Poop car. Buyin' a spot. Caddyshack is overrated. I just want meinne kinder back. All's fair in love and GWAR.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about trophies, the Singularity, and Caddy Shack.
\n\n\n\nGiving ball. Gumption crossing. You never let go of the trophy. Party Barn. Baby Hal. Ergo, toot. Poop car. Buyin' a spot. Caddyshack is overrated. I just want meinne kinder back. All's fair in love and GWAR.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about trophies, the Singularity, and Caddy Shack.\r\n","date_published":"2013-06-25T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/b1a5f4e9-e1fb-48ad-86d2-2e43777c3666.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":19006582,"duration_in_seconds":2348}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:51bfb4c4e4b0a897bf55a735","title":"Episode 119: Currant Events","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/119","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about live entertainment, conspiracies, and old television.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nBPM. Taking my ball and going home. Mr. T Facts. Live entertainment. Currant events. Hypothetical Upskirt. Sam Squanch. Conspiracy stats. Burn the witch! I Love TV LAND. Miso Skeptical. Glazed Death.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about live entertainment, conspiracies, and old television.
\n\n\n\nBPM. Taking my ball and going home. Mr. T Facts. Live entertainment. Currant events. Hypothetical Upskirt. Sam Squanch. Conspiracy stats. Burn the witch! I Love TV LAND. Miso Skeptical. Glazed Death.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about live entertainment, conspiracies, and old television.\r\n","date_published":"2013-06-18T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/ce86e02e-eb1d-462a-a5bc-a20bc22361af.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":22609593,"duration_in_seconds":2799}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:51b785cbe4b04a6040226865","title":"Episode 118: It's a Ficus","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/118","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about city struggles, snack food, and pandemics.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points\n\nNet ball. No friends. The anatomy of a Pringle. Parking story, or \"Give Me Your Hair\". Prints of the Internet. Nothing but Trouble. MERS. Lies for sale. Addicted to poison, or \"Weezing the Scorp'. A new place to store your wires. Wash your dildren.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about city struggles, snack food, and pandemics.
\n\n\n\nNet ball. No friends. The anatomy of a Pringle. Parking story, or \"Give Me Your Hair\". Prints of the Internet. Nothing but Trouble. MERS. Lies for sale. Addicted to poison, or \"Weezing the Scorp'. A new place to store your wires. Wash your dildren.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about city struggles, snack food, and pandemics.\r\n","date_published":"2013-06-11T16:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/95438bf7-7257-400a-85dc-e0b44c294965.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":21653486,"duration_in_seconds":2679}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:51ad2daae4b08dbef909db3f","title":"Episode 117: Smooth Sailing","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/117","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about opulence, celebrity, and gender.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nScott Baio's real voice. Arrested Development Season 4. Wheel of Fortune spinnaz. A small bit of actual advice. Pam's World. Horse Port. PSH, on H. Hollywood Korner. Health food and hepatitis. Poop baby. Haunted by ghost chilis. Smooth Sailing. Chill baby. Dilaudid.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about opulence, celebrity, and gender.
\n\n\n\nScott Baio's real voice. Arrested Development Season 4. Wheel of Fortune spinnaz. A small bit of actual advice. Pam's World. Horse Port. PSH, on H. Hollywood Korner. Health food and hepatitis. Poop baby. Haunted by ghost chilis. Smooth Sailing. Chill baby. Dilaudid.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about opulence, celebrity, and gender.\r\n","date_published":"2013-06-04T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/74751dc5-0286-418f-9c71-10fbebf938a5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":23215592,"duration_in_seconds":2874}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:51a54adde4b07c0410aae8c0","title":"Episode 116: knives.co.us.au.org.","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/116","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about Christian children's programming, alternative food sources, and self esteem.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nYou're (part of) the problem. Who is Danny Aiello. McGee & Me. knives.co.us.au.org. Smallest Penis in Brooklyn. Cargo skirt. Baby shark baby. This is the plot to Blade. The crack baby hoax. Fanfiction.gov. You don't think you're ugly.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about Christian children's programming, alternative food sources, and self esteem.
\n\n\n\nYou're (part of) the problem. Who is Danny Aiello. McGee & Me. knives.co.us.au.org. Smallest Penis in Brooklyn. Cargo skirt. Baby shark baby. This is the plot to Blade. The crack baby hoax. Fanfiction.gov. You don't think you're ugly.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about Christian children's programming, alternative food sources, and self esteem.\r\n","date_published":"2013-05-28T20:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/5d463403-9bd5-4b77-a592-cad2e9883a81.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":22609651,"duration_in_seconds":2799}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:519c150ce4b0be59183fe9ba","title":"Episode 115: Cone Alone","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/115","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about feeders, courtship, and grill maintenence.\n\n\n\nLINKS OF NOTE:\n\nFake court. Thanks Obama. Feeders. I hope I don't die in this car. A bachelor's in homely studies. Never clean your grill. Thumb orgasm. Pinterest Stress.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about feeders, courtship, and grill maintenence.
\n\n\n\nFake court. Thanks Obama. Feeders. I hope I don't die in this car. A bachelor's in homely studies. Never clean your grill. Thumb orgasm. Pinterest Stress.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about feeders, courtship, and grill maintenence.\r\n","date_published":"2013-05-21T20:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/2e6b4b1e-9bd0-423c-8992-cca4df6085fd.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":18457557,"duration_in_seconds":2280}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:5192bc79e4b0ff340610c78c","title":"Episode 114: Lawry Don't Wear a Robe","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/114","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about imminent danger, loyalty, and survival.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nSTYLUS. Free Range Furby Farms. Turn off your push notifications. The Pussy Posse. The Plan is used for drugs. Marge Simpson is dead. Meningitis snails. The bike lake story. Stories about an inspiring pimp. Corporate teardrop tattoo. Lawry don't wear a robe. Abusing 911. Nick O'Derm. How did he kill the peacock.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about imminent danger, loyalty, and survival.
\n\n\n\nSTYLUS. Free Range Furby Farms. Turn off your push notifications. The Pussy Posse. The Plan is used for drugs. Marge Simpson is dead. Meningitis snails. The bike lake story. Stories about an inspiring pimp. Corporate teardrop tattoo. Lawry don't wear a robe. Abusing 911. Nick O'Derm. How did he kill the peacock.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about imminent danger, loyalty, and survival.\r\n","date_published":"2013-05-14T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/c5d78cd9-cb51-4363-b2b5-2e3bc1ba0601.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":20021580,"duration_in_seconds":2475}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:517711a8e4b08b3c099f1e7a","title":"Episode 113: Naming a Banjo Band","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/113","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about national tragedy, genetic diversity, and dimensions.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nI pitch over windmills. We did it. Emergency Donut Services. Accidental Incest. Honeymoons Over My Hammy. Give this baby a gun. The Nest. Boob Maintenance. Size queens. I'm not a child molester, I'm a racist. Hangovers are expensive. Coke ended the world.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about national tragedy, genetic diversity, and dimensions.
\n\n\n\nI pitch over windmills. We did it. Emergency Donut Services. Accidental Incest. Honeymoons Over My Hammy. Give this baby a gun. The Nest. Boob Maintenance. Size queens. I'm not a child molester, I'm a racist. Hangovers are expensive. Coke ended the world.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about national tragedy, genetic diversity, and dimensions.\r\n","date_published":"2013-04-23T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/ae9030e2-ee92-4dd8-a740-74f59718258e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":19772494,"duration_in_seconds":2444}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:516dc3b0e4b077c5ddf405f5","title":"Episode 112: A Book With Two Rooms","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/112","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about birds, bird pictures, and sending bird pictures.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nSending bird pictures to Kris. Heroin is a problem. Executive ear popping service. Previous Nectar Gun. The sound of your voice. All the planet's libraries. Hovercart. Give me my son's finger back. Double Texting. Don't drink and walk. Rent out a prison. Memory sticks are never good.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about birds, bird pictures, and sending bird pictures.
\n\n\n\nSending bird pictures to Kris. Heroin is a problem. Executive ear popping service. Previous Nectar Gun. The sound of your voice. All the planet's libraries. Hovercart. Give me my son's finger back. Double Texting. Don't drink and walk. Rent out a prison. Memory sticks are never good.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about birds, bird pictures, and sending bird pictures.\r\n","date_published":"2013-04-16T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/5ab48076-9a79-41bc-90d1-79796673338e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":18137434,"duration_in_seconds":2240}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:51649db5e4b018661c5cfdce","title":"Episode 111: God Gave Them Bones","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/111","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about food, mostly.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nWrecked on absinthe. Running out of gas. Song for the end of the world. A wreck. Shandy. Sexmurderer for hire. The skate park paradox. Kris's shameful admission. The benefits of olive oil. The secret of the towels. Whisper Eating. Looking is extra.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about food, mostly.
\n\n\n\nWrecked on absinthe. Running out of gas. Song for the end of the world. A wreck. Shandy. Sexmurderer for hire. The skate park paradox. Kris's shameful admission. The benefits of olive oil. The secret of the towels. Whisper Eating. Looking is extra.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about food, mostly.\r\n","date_published":"2013-04-09T19:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/10142982-b7e4-45e4-bb78-8665b1fab7d2.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":20815434,"duration_in_seconds":2574}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:515b7fe0e4b03ae0a10d3dd2","title":"Episode 110: By the Light of a Barrel Fire","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/110","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about the geology of pornography, ethnic grocers, and odds.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nFoam Factory. Setting the hook. Porn map. Designer colostomy bags. The Ice Cream Bandit. Asian grocer story and five pounds of rice. Man shoots self, blames ninjas. Don't make a bracket.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about the geology of pornography, ethnic grocers, and odds.
\n\n\n\nFoam Factory. Setting the hook. Porn map. Designer colostomy bags. The Ice Cream Bandit. Asian grocer story and five pounds of rice. Man shoots self, blames ninjas. Don't make a bracket.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about the geology of pornography, ethnic grocers, and odds.\r\n","date_published":"2013-04-02T21:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/c2a2a919-0207-40b5-bd2c-5381caff8016.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":24502561,"duration_in_seconds":3035}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:514670aee4b057e4bb70c699","title":"Episode 109: Parker Lewis Quits Booze","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/109","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about religious conspiracies, political affiliation, and personal doomsdays.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nKole is out of his element. Parker Lewis Quits Booze. The child actor Christian conspiracy. Off to a bad start with an Indiana high school teacher. I'm sorry, America. A Field of Their Own. Dead dialects. Personal doomsdays. Mouse telepathy. Re-tooling the census. The Blow Pop story.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about religious conspiracies, political affiliation, and personal doomsdays.
\n\n\n\nKole is out of his element. Parker Lewis Quits Booze. The child actor Christian conspiracy. Off to a bad start with an Indiana high school teacher. I'm sorry, America. A Field of Their Own. Dead dialects. Personal doomsdays. Mouse telepathy. Re-tooling the census. The Blow Pop story.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about religious conspiracies, political affiliation, and personal doomsdays.\r\n","date_published":"2013-03-19T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/8dd87290-4b57-4b51-b9a0-19d8e770c9f9.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":23285487,"duration_in_seconds":2883}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:513fb946e4b055c20466fa01","title":"Episode 108: Mid-Air Drunken Wiffle Ball Tournament","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/108","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about air travel, religion, and making your mark.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nMaynard G. Krebs. Your bad day? MY bad day! Wacky air travel stories. The Pope's Golden Years. Drink from this billboard. An exceptional latitude. Six degrees of Kevin Bacon committing incest. Make your mark. What's your egg horoscope?","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about air travel, religion, and making your mark.
\n\n\n\nMaynard G. Krebs. Your bad day? MY bad day! Wacky air travel stories. The Pope's Golden Years. Drink from this billboard. An exceptional latitude. Six degrees of Kevin Bacon committing incest. Make your mark. What's your egg horoscope?
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about air travel, religion, and making your mark.\r\n","date_published":"2013-03-12T19:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/3deaa208-edef-48ab-ae5b-b74fd815356e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":20881569,"duration_in_seconds":2583}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:51355d89e4b061a71efa8124","title":"Episode 107: Brown Out","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/107","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about fundraisers, traumatic middleschool memories, and spontaneous combustion.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nThe decision to shave your soul patch. Burger Gulag. Lottery winning meth explosion. A moment about the money room. Praise God, win sports. Who pooped the gym? The shit crayon. Cohabitation prohibition. The world's ugliest woman, laid to rest. Spontaneous combustion might not be a myth. All you could ever know about dowsing. Las Chagas.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about fundraisers, traumatic middleschool memories, and spontaneous combustion.
\n\n\n\nThe decision to shave your soul patch. Burger Gulag. Lottery winning meth explosion. A moment about the money room. Praise God, win sports. Who pooped the gym? The shit crayon. Cohabitation prohibition. The world's ugliest woman, laid to rest. Spontaneous combustion might not be a myth. All you could ever know about dowsing. Las Chagas.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about fundraisers, traumatic middleschool memories, and spontaneous combustion.\r\n","date_published":"2013-03-05T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/0bce4e11-92b8-4641-bce6-e0b0ef2f7e22.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":19961643,"duration_in_seconds":2468}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:512d571de4b08c7a561d70bc","title":"Episode 106: The Dim Candle of Your Remaining Life","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/106","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about being out of touch, gender politics, and classic art.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nEffort? Eating chips wrong. Missing out on Rubio. Melon baller. Out of touch. Dildo sharpener. 3D Printers: Real? I'm not man enough to be a woman. Our fatwa against Steven Tyler continues. Quantum physics is weird. Literally and figuratively emasculated. Put some drawers on the masterpiece. A big box of dicks. Dinner and a \"Why!?\"","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about being out of touch, gender politics, and classic art.
\n\n\n\nEffort? Eating chips wrong. Missing out on Rubio. Melon baller. Out of touch. Dildo sharpener. 3D Printers: Real? I'm not man enough to be a woman. Our fatwa against Steven Tyler continues. Quantum physics is weird. Literally and figuratively emasculated. Put some drawers on the masterpiece. A big box of dicks. Dinner and a \"Why!?\"
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about being out of touch, gender politics, and classic art.\r\n","date_published":"2013-02-26T19:45:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/60b37454-d570-49b2-a503-66359501fe9f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":19465541,"duration_in_seconds":2406}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:5122c42ee4b02be7ede079d5","title":"Episode 105: A Yeti With a Log","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/105","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about paradoxes, grooming, and animal control.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nKris is sick. Chancre. The nug paradox. Regarding meteors. Sodastream protips. Waiting for the third seven. Let it bee. Pube Island. Straight people have different rules. 2 gallons of pop. Hooked on coffee, but not like you'd think. Chubby Checker and the Herculean segue. Shock'n Y'all. A rabbit epidemic.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about paradoxes, grooming, and animal control.
\n\n\n\nKris is sick. Chancre. The nug paradox. Regarding meteors. Sodastream protips. Waiting for the third seven. Let it bee. Pube Island. Straight people have different rules. 2 gallons of pop. Hooked on coffee, but not like you'd think. Chubby Checker and the Herculean segue. Shock'n Y'all. A rabbit epidemic.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about paradoxes, grooming, and animal control.\r\n","date_published":"2013-02-19T08:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/77c488c5-de04-4122-aab9-0c88508053b5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":29681443,"duration_in_seconds":3683}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:5111aadde4b0abbcce9dee87","title":"Episode 104: All John Hughes, All the Time","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/104","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about policy, compromise, and attention spans.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nParty groping. The Ferris Bueller Theory. Five Guys, alone. You should be ashamed of being sick. Good luck getting Clarence Thomas to speak. No-murder week. Be sad, get pizza. Oprah's foreskin controversy. Cataclysmic cosmic events. Ancient scotch. Toilet paper lotto. Media and attention spans.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about policy, compromise, and attention spans.
\n\n\n\nParty groping. The Ferris Bueller Theory. Five Guys, alone. You should be ashamed of being sick. Good luck getting Clarence Thomas to speak. No-murder week. Be sad, get pizza. Oprah's foreskin controversy. Cataclysmic cosmic events. Ancient scotch. Toilet paper lotto. Media and attention spans.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about policy, compromise, and attention spans.\r\n","date_published":"2013-02-05T19:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/140a06de-2820-4703-8172-b19956aa8d65.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":25177957,"duration_in_seconds":3120}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:51087ccae4b087221e8a1311","title":"Episode 103: Was the Baby Okay?","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/103","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about tragedies, mistakes, and snowmen.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nInstalled anxiety. Ghost poops and your window to the world. SOUND WORLD. Making fun of a couple hundred people dying. Lock-ins. Death by eggs. Community for ladies in a school. Back off my snowman. A lot about Bob Newhart. You're a Bad Man, Charlie Brown. Fighting over a dollar. Over the limit, that's just fine. American Idol: Racist?","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about tragedies, mistakes, and snowmen.
\n\n\n\nInstalled anxiety. Ghost poops and your window to the world. SOUND WORLD. Making fun of a couple hundred people dying. Lock-ins. Death by eggs. Community for ladies in a school. Back off my snowman. A lot about Bob Newhart. You're a Bad Man, Charlie Brown. Fighting over a dollar. Over the limit, that's just fine. American Idol: Racist?
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about tragedies, mistakes, and snowmen.\r\n","date_published":"2013-01-29T20:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/c20eae7e-84cf-4393-bf9c-6218a1ac3cc4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":22177601,"duration_in_seconds":2745}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:50ff1e6ee4b067187f077b82","title":"Episode 102: I'm Here for the TV","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/102","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about cinema, fantasies, and catharsis.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nHot air. No podcasts in LA. Wrong names for shows. Cagney and Spacey. Combuxtable Huxtable. Kole is shockingly underprepared. Pubic facts. Horse burgers. Magic McConnaughey. Robertson's Soul Saving QVC Sex. Rage Room. Wrinkly fingers. iPotty. Ladies of Manure.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about cinema, fantasies, and catharsis.
\n\n\n\nHot air. No podcasts in LA. Wrong names for shows. Cagney and Spacey. Combuxtable Huxtable. Kole is shockingly underprepared. Pubic facts. Horse burgers. Magic McConnaughey. Robertson's Soul Saving QVC Sex. Rage Room. Wrinkly fingers. iPotty. Ladies of Manure.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about cinema, fantasies, and catharsis.\r\n","date_published":"2013-01-22T18:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/fb54a6a0-914a-446e-b1dc-d18e21f5189e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":28709469,"duration_in_seconds":3561}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:50ec94afe4b0ac171149831d","title":"Episode 101: Patty Melt","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/101","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about nomenclature, motivational speakers, and disappointment.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nPatty Melt. The Etymology of Frosh. I'm Dan Davis, Captain of the Football Team! The Lieutenant Dan Band. Modern art weapons. One Pound Fish. Throw your bad thoughts away. Men Gone Mad. Easy Bake Ovens for boys, and Crazy Dames. Paris Syndrome. Chocolate mind robot. Attempted motorboat murder.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about nomenclature, motivational speakers, and disappointment.
\n\n\n\nPatty Melt. The Etymology of Frosh. I'm Dan Davis, Captain of the Football Team! The Lieutenant Dan Band. Modern art weapons. One Pound Fish. Throw your bad thoughts away. Men Gone Mad. Easy Bake Ovens for boys, and Crazy Dames. Paris Syndrome. Chocolate mind robot. Attempted motorboat murder.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about nomenclature, motivational speakers, and disappointment.\r\n","date_published":"2013-01-08T16:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/fa42a1f4-8adf-42d0-97a4-ce3ec63ba143.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":22145448,"duration_in_seconds":2741}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:50e35467e4b0a05702b4d0ed","title":"Episode 100: Strictly Platonic","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/100","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about relationship advice, atrocities, and our hundredth episode.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nMelancholy. Episode 100, sometimes funny. Strictly Platonic Butt Stuff. Healthy neuroticism. The world needs psychopaths. Vintage atrocities. Cathartic gun firing. Will Smith's crimes. Jonathan Lee Riches and Newtown. The poop sock and sharking. PotentialPrositutes.com. Almighty God and the Mayan apocalypse. Houdini himself couldn't do that.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about relationship advice, atrocities, and our hundredth episode.
\n\n\n\nMelancholy. Episode 100, sometimes funny. Strictly Platonic Butt Stuff. Healthy neuroticism. The world needs psychopaths. Vintage atrocities. Cathartic gun firing. Will Smith's crimes. Jonathan Lee Riches and Newtown. The poop sock and sharking. PotentialPrositutes.com. Almighty God and the Mayan apocalypse. Houdini himself couldn't do that.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about relationship advice, atrocities, and our hundredth episode.\r\n","date_published":"2013-01-01T16:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/1364422d-13ff-45d4-a660-f0aa75a4154b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":23937468,"duration_in_seconds":2965}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:50db5e36e4b039551293e8e3","title":"Episode 99: Werther's Original, Defined","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/99","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about hydration, the void, and eugenics.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nDan Rather and the News Squad. Delicious water. The construction of a Kris Ross joke. Wherein Kris doesn't know what crumping is. Wurther's Original, defined. Your journal prompt: What's your suicide note? The Chinese strike weird. Assault and battery with a penis. Sentenced to church. Eugenics? Praying away the gay?","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about hydration, the void, and eugenics.
\n\n\n\nDan Rather and the News Squad. Delicious water. The construction of a Kris Ross joke. Wherein Kris doesn't know what crumping is. Wurther's Original, defined. Your journal prompt: What's your suicide note? The Chinese strike weird. Assault and battery with a penis. Sentenced to church. Eugenics? Praying away the gay?
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about hydration, the void, and eugenics.\r\n","date_published":"2012-12-26T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/4b0b42cc-1400-416a-9848-cff810aae688.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":21949619,"duration_in_seconds":2716}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:50d0e7b9e4b0988e02a1800d","title":"Episode 98: This is Not My Beautiful Prison","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/98","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about misunderstood films, synchronicity, and neuroses.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nAudible. George Clooney is Leatherface. Titanium Geraniums. The vodka gummy bear tradition. A wool butt pad. Women's prisons, in sync. You can do the Blindside, too. Bedbugs in your spine. Homer's fire hazard. No longer an X-Man. Relaxation Anxiety. Profound misconceptions about fish biology.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about misunderstood films, synchronicity, and neuroses.
\n\n\n\nAudible. George Clooney is Leatherface. Titanium Geraniums. The vodka gummy bear tradition. A wool butt pad. Women's prisons, in sync. You can do the Blindside, too. Bedbugs in your spine. Homer's fire hazard. No longer an X-Man. Relaxation Anxiety. Profound misconceptions about fish biology.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about misunderstood films, synchronicity, and neuroses.\r\n","date_published":"2012-12-18T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/bf6a91a9-e79f-4a96-bd60-695b758155d7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":31982499,"duration_in_seconds":2647}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:50c7c987e4b042a9199a34c5","title":"Episode 97: Kole's Lonely Christmas","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/97","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about childhood theft, film, and how to protect against fraud.\n\n\n\nLINKS OF NOTE:\n\nKole's Lonely Christmas, continued. The Chipotle Conspiracy. A struggle to comprehend. Chemo doll. This is my padlock flail and I'm going home. Octopussy. The cat lady. Exploding head syndrome (Part 2). Twelve days of expensive. How to tell if your online girlfriend is a scam. TDRK Digest.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about childhood theft, film, and how to protect against fraud.
\n\n\n\nKole's Lonely Christmas, continued. The Chipotle Conspiracy. A struggle to comprehend. Chemo doll. This is my padlock flail and I'm going home. Octopussy. The cat lady. Exploding head syndrome (Part 2). Twelve days of expensive. How to tell if your online girlfriend is a scam. TDRK Digest.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about childhood theft, film, and how to protect against fraud.\r\n","date_published":"2012-12-11T19:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/78a035ae-33bc-447a-8c25-c4f981556734.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":32138605,"duration_in_seconds":2660}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:53a09303e4b0273cffe44666","title":"Episode 96: I Smoked Claudia","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/96","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about celebrities, tech news, and self esteem.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nBrad Pitt and Mike Tyson are eskimo brothers. Dolly Parton doesn't look like Dolly Parton. TECH NEWS CORNER: iTunes 11? Zooey Deschanel died in the crossfire. Topless nuns with holy sperm. Mundane theft and the panty heist. Porn stars have high self esteem. I free-based Claudia. Adam Levine on Honey Boo Boo. Grannypod.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about celebrities, tech news, and self esteem.
\n\n\n\nBrad Pitt and Mike Tyson are eskimo brothers. Dolly Parton doesn't look like Dolly Parton. TECH NEWS CORNER: iTunes 11? Zooey Deschanel died in the crossfire. Topless nuns with holy sperm. Mundane theft and the panty heist. Porn stars have high self esteem. I free-based Claudia. Adam Levine on Honey Boo Boo. Grannypod.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about celebrities, tech news, and self esteem.\r\n","date_published":"2012-12-04T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/514c7b9e-df5c-4b41-b768-e2a4d42b06af.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":17770226,"duration_in_seconds":2194}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:50b43bcfe4b044271b6118b7","title":"Episode 95: Robert Loggia's Aristocrats","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/95","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about loneliness, the coming holiday onslaught, and body image.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nSound check and the traveling podman. Home for the holidays, Kole's lonely Christmas. Is dolphin killing a national pastime? Illegal dentistry and butt kissing. Holiday overeating sex tips. The samurai sword is the signature weapon of the crazy person. Cameron Diaz: \"Women want to be objectified\". Little brothers kill older brothers. Robert Loggia does The Aristocrats. The Good Giraffe. Black Friday Report. Passing the kid in the car by. I'm not in pain. MRI Dreamscapes and overdose stories. Mirror Exposure Manor. This is your brain on Christmas music. Let's mutilate our feet. The Porn-Prison Industrial Complex. Solid gold Visa.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about loneliness, the coming holiday onslaught, and body image.
\n\n\n\nSound check and the traveling podman. Home for the holidays, Kole's lonely Christmas. Is dolphin killing a national pastime? Illegal dentistry and butt kissing. Holiday overeating sex tips. The samurai sword is the signature weapon of the crazy person. Cameron Diaz: \"Women want to be objectified\". Little brothers kill older brothers. Robert Loggia does The Aristocrats. The Good Giraffe. Black Friday Report. Passing the kid in the car by. I'm not in pain. MRI Dreamscapes and overdose stories. Mirror Exposure Manor. This is your brain on Christmas music. Let's mutilate our feet. The Porn-Prison Industrial Complex. Solid gold Visa.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about loneliness, the coming holiday onslaught, and body image.\r\n","date_published":"2012-11-27T08:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/cfcd8f26-055a-4bc7-afd5-149b459c53f2.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":37679559,"duration_in_seconds":4682}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:50abee29e4b0e2f1a5c3ddd6","title":"Episode 94: One Long Beep","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/94","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about alternate lives, independence, and our spiral into stupidity as a species.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nLee Marvin's Lake House. Senator Rogue Orc. Succeed to secede. I'll take this car and your job. Twitter Beef. Rejecting the Christmas Creep. We're getting dumber. Pepsi Special. Because, hey, free mannequin. Self control. The plan of attack.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about alternate lives, independence, and our spiral into stupidity as a species.
\n\n\n\nLee Marvin's Lake House. Senator Rogue Orc. Succeed to secede. I'll take this car and your job. Twitter Beef. Rejecting the Christmas Creep. We're getting dumber. Pepsi Special. Because, hey, free mannequin. Self control. The plan of attack.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about alternate lives, independence, and our spiral into stupidity as a species.\r\n","date_published":"2012-11-20T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/c9d65031-ecd5-4125-825b-33a2ee0bba96.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":23969668,"duration_in_seconds":2969}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:50a2f3d2e4b0f0eceb879cad","title":"Episode 93: I Want to Play With Your Clock","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/93","content_text":"Kris and Kole talk about self reliance, chidren's television, and historical fiction.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nBeer, meat, and lookin' good. Sexting advice. Jenny McCarthy: Known dendrophiliac. Bronyshopping. The biggest gummy worm. Cincinnati newswoman vs. Rachel Maddow. What it takes to get fired from Coldstone Creamery. The Science Zone: Dreams and Memory. Escalating the situation. Ku Klux Klown. Sally Field, Lincoln's mom.","content_html":"Kris and Kole talk about self reliance, chidren's television, and historical fiction.
\n\n\n\nBeer, meat, and lookin' good. Sexting advice. Jenny McCarthy: Known dendrophiliac. Bronyshopping. The biggest gummy worm. Cincinnati newswoman vs. Rachel Maddow. What it takes to get fired from Coldstone Creamery. The Science Zone: Dreams and Memory. Escalating the situation. Ku Klux Klown. Sally Field, Lincoln's mom.
","summary":"Kris and Kole talk about self reliance, chidren's television, and historical fiction.\r\n","date_published":"2012-11-13T20:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/cc25c513-eb31-4e04-af7b-3891194bf116.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":22743590,"duration_in_seconds":2815}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:509044d6e4b044ecf471f8d4","title":"Episode 92: Slimy Lightning","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/92","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about samurai, reptiles, and perversion.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nThat's a show. An intermittent Kole. Blind elderly samurai. Sunscreen burn. Coupon-funded first dates. Reptile Van. Talk to the freezer. THE SCIENCE ZONE: Put that good poop in your butt. Retribution. Monkey gnaw. Some men are called perverts in their time.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about samurai, reptiles, and perversion.
\n\n\n\nThat's a show. An intermittent Kole. Blind elderly samurai. Sunscreen burn. Coupon-funded first dates. Reptile Van. Talk to the freezer. THE SCIENCE ZONE: Put that good poop in your butt. Retribution. Monkey gnaw. Some men are called perverts in their time.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about samurai, reptiles, and perversion.\r\n","date_published":"2012-10-30T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/50055351-ee26-41f7-999a-3cec90fb8b10.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":22450549,"duration_in_seconds":2779}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:50874107e4b0763b7eece92c","title":"Episode 91: Bachmann-Palin Crazy Eyes","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/91","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Jungle Jim's, celebrity sex, and conspiracies.\n\n\n\nSUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:\n\nRobot Podcast. Jungle Jim's. Liz Taylor, Ronald Reagan, Vivian Vance, Frank Sinatra, and Unsolved Mysteries. Roaches for Glory. \"Some girls __ easy\". Meningitis Sex Line. Casey Anthony Illuminati Conspiracy. BindersFullofWomen.com. Son of God? Not insane.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Jungle Jim's, celebrity sex, and conspiracies.
\n\n\n\nRobot Podcast. Jungle Jim's. Liz Taylor, Ronald Reagan, Vivian Vance, Frank Sinatra, and Unsolved Mysteries. Roaches for Glory. \"Some girls __ easy\". Meningitis Sex Line. Casey Anthony Illuminati Conspiracy. BindersFullofWomen.com. Son of God? Not insane.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Jungle Jim's, celebrity sex, and conspiracies.\r\n","date_published":"2012-10-23T21:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/96dac2d2-ae28-4987-b76e-758b03893ce5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":22031189,"duration_in_seconds":2726}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:507dcec4c4aa923529cce299","title":"Episode 90: This Lonely Iteration","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/90","content_text":"The longest Kris. Expanding and contracting. Skidmark Dora. Kole got an iron. The Drudge Factor and the Huffpo'boy. The Day the Beats Died. The law that outlawed smiles. Stay off the liquid nitrogen (Gastro-Dub). Return of the Butt Chug. When the internet hugs you. When the internet tattoos you. Chinese nipple regulations.","content_html":"The longest Kris. Expanding and contracting. Skidmark Dora. Kole got an iron. The Drudge Factor and the Huffpo'boy. The Day the Beats Died. The law that outlawed smiles. Stay off the liquid nitrogen (Gastro-Dub). Return of the Butt Chug. When the internet hugs you. When the internet tattoos you. Chinese nipple regulations.
","summary":"The longest Kris. Expanding and contracting. Skidmark Dora. Kole got an iron. The Drudge Factor and the Huffpo'boy. The Day the Beats Died. The law that outlawed smiles. Stay off the liquid nitrogen (Gastro-Dub). Return of the Butt Chug. When the internet","date_published":"2012-10-16T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/03e896a6-92fb-4af2-a985-0cf5a8943e9f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":23977933,"duration_in_seconds":2970}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:5074ef2e84ae84c1f4eaf79e","title":"Episode 89: A Sidewalk for the Air","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/89","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about courage under duress, the last circus, and routines.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nCinder block rights. Corn maize. Kris's basement disaster. Missing adults. Two cars in every garage, and a chicken in every mailbox. Fois gras on a toothpick. A dangerous paraplegic with a pen. Natural Hunka Kaboomski. The Nine Ring Circus, and inadvertent juggalo fanfic. Craigslist: Manbaby for Unwilling Mommy. Sifl and Olly are back. Why Kole doesn't use handrails. Girls can't throw. Born on the NASCAR circuit. Pete and Pete Style. The sound and the fury of sexing at gunpoint in a moving car after a fistfight and a crash. The McRib is not back.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about courage under duress, the last circus, and routines.
\n\n\n\nCinder block rights. Corn maize. Kris's basement disaster. Missing adults. Two cars in every garage, and a chicken in every mailbox. Fois gras on a toothpick. A dangerous paraplegic with a pen. Natural Hunka Kaboomski. The Nine Ring Circus, and inadvertent juggalo fanfic. Craigslist: Manbaby for Unwilling Mommy. Sifl and Olly are back. Why Kole doesn't use handrails. Girls can't throw. Born on the NASCAR circuit. Pete and Pete Style. The sound and the fury of sexing at gunpoint in a moving car after a fistfight and a crash. The McRib is not back.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about courage under duress, the last circus, and routines.\r\n","date_published":"2012-10-09T23:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/d7fd385f-4c67-4160-8334-ec4fca106045.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":25981518,"duration_in_seconds":3220}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:506b9782e4b01d9450db568d","title":"Episode 88: Has Anybody Here Seen Wally?","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/88","content_text":"Excuse the audio quality in this week's episode. We couldn't record, so we had to dig up a lost episode. We did the best we could. Sorry.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nThe lost. 86. A spoiled little emperor. How pandas piss. Terminally awesome. Indian giving. Looking for myself. Has Anybody Here Seen Wally? Rockapella. I thank God for this assault. Timmy Planked Grandma. Smokin hot ladies. Circumcision freakonomics. Your name is assault, little kid. Deaf mom. Quit playing with your clay and stop Hologram Nixon. THE SCIENCE ZONE: Binge drinking in college is fun. Your product broke my dick.","content_html":"Excuse the audio quality in this week's episode. We couldn't record, so we had to dig up a lost episode. We did the best we could. Sorry.
\n\n\n\nThe lost. 86. A spoiled little emperor. How pandas piss. Terminally awesome. Indian giving. Looking for myself. Has Anybody Here Seen Wally? Rockapella. I thank God for this assault. Timmy Planked Grandma. Smokin hot ladies. Circumcision freakonomics. Your name is assault, little kid. Deaf mom. Quit playing with your clay and stop Hologram Nixon. THE SCIENCE ZONE: Binge drinking in college is fun. Your product broke my dick.
","summary":"Excuse the audio quality in this week's episode. We couldn't record, so we had to dig up a lost episode. We did the best we could. Sorry.\r\n","date_published":"2012-10-02T21:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/a9028049-ea4a-4010-9fde-3c238c9a2dc8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":21706325,"duration_in_seconds":2686}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:5058ef2cc4aa7e7ffccb49cf","title":"Episode 87: Busty Latina Glasses","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/87","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about radiant heat, rapping dogs, and toddler pugilism.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nAcrylic Mink. Warming my hands on your genitals. Toddler Fight Club. An endless digression about Parappa the Rapper. Social Security hollow points. Innocent child backpack. Sexting statue. Telemarketer bomb threat. A look back at a lost episode. Drink science. Stunted growth. On the bright side, it doesn't get any worse. Cocaine Grandma.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about radiant heat, rapping dogs, and toddler pugilism.
\n\n\n\nAcrylic Mink. Warming my hands on your genitals. Toddler Fight Club. An endless digression about Parappa the Rapper. Social Security hollow points. Innocent child backpack. Sexting statue. Telemarketer bomb threat. A look back at a lost episode. Drink science. Stunted growth. On the bright side, it doesn't get any worse. Cocaine Grandma.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about radiant heat, rapping dogs, and toddler pugilism.\r\n","date_published":"2012-09-18T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/ab18872d-70f5-4725-9ba1-01514d3f8719.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":22269613,"duration_in_seconds":2756}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:504f7925e4b0f0332b67fb3a","title":"Episode 86: The Complete Breakfast Solution","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/86","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about old TV shows, obsessing, and fears (again).\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Point:\n\nBITS. What a to do. Kole messed up. Shoot the moon. Winnie Cooper is a math lady now. Oktoberfest in danger. Scientologists take Nam. Detergent pod danger. The chicken blood story. White trash mimosa and the complete breakfast solution. The bear intrusion crucible. I call Dan Akyroid \"The Aks\". The Science Zone: Acknowledging Your Fears. Antivenin. Dromes carrying chicken blood.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about old TV shows, obsessing, and fears (again).
\n\n\n\nBITS. What a to do. Kole messed up. Shoot the moon. Winnie Cooper is a math lady now. Oktoberfest in danger. Scientologists take Nam. Detergent pod danger. The chicken blood story. White trash mimosa and the complete breakfast solution. The bear intrusion crucible. I call Dan Akyroid \"The Aks\". The Science Zone: Acknowledging Your Fears. Antivenin. Dromes carrying chicken blood.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about old TV shows, obsessing, and fears (again).\r\n","date_published":"2012-09-11T13:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/55d3e076-fc7e-4012-8b98-5efe4f45e155.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":23891513,"duration_in_seconds":2959}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:5034165424ac5fb46aa424f7","title":"Episode 85: Story Gourd","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/85","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the gay underground railroad, vitamin back, and jail booty.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nOffending dolphins. Kris is growing as a person. Take away the gay babies (Life is hard when you are strange). GPS Shoes. Beer for my back (on the streets). Dumpster Nap (So Compact). You're going to hate this bench. Spider explosion heat wave. Possum vs. Shovel. Bury me in this ball. Light Saber Dojo (Dough Joe?).","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the gay underground railroad, vitamin back, and jail booty.
\n\n\n\nOffending dolphins. Kris is growing as a person. Take away the gay babies (Life is hard when you are strange). GPS Shoes. Beer for my back (on the streets). Dumpster Nap (So Compact). You're going to hate this bench. Spider explosion heat wave. Possum vs. Shovel. Bury me in this ball. Light Saber Dojo (Dough Joe?).
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the gay underground railroad, vitamin back, and jail booty.\r\n","date_published":"2012-08-21T19:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/829a9cde-51c9-4668-9cd5-07fbf96f0482.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":16453579,"duration_in_seconds":2029}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:502a95ebe4b05bc1fa641c6e","title":"Episode 84: Episode 84: Bobbing for Mana","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/84","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross Kids talk about family, compromise, and being cool.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nKeep it rolling. The Blowjob Fairy (not intended to be a slur). The Gathering of the Juggalos. 2012 Election Watch: Domain Name Wars. Tractor Rampage/Killdozer. Slam Dunks, Fireworks, and Eagles. There's no knowing where we're going (Goodbye, Mel). School bans pregnancy. Science Zone: What's Cool? I Used to Do This for Allah, Now I'm Saving Room for Pizza Hut (Jesus was a Mega Couponer). Man with machete: \"Where's my money!?\" (The Machete Spotter).","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross Kids talk about family, compromise, and being cool.
\n\n\n\nKeep it rolling. The Blowjob Fairy (not intended to be a slur). The Gathering of the Juggalos. 2012 Election Watch: Domain Name Wars. Tractor Rampage/Killdozer. Slam Dunks, Fireworks, and Eagles. There's no knowing where we're going (Goodbye, Mel). School bans pregnancy. Science Zone: What's Cool? I Used to Do This for Allah, Now I'm Saving Room for Pizza Hut (Jesus was a Mega Couponer). Man with machete: \"Where's my money!?\" (The Machete Spotter).
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross Kids talk about family, compromise, and being cool.\r\n","date_published":"2012-08-14T14:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/9a8efe3f-bbb8-4296-a6a0-6712e106fb8f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":15565543,"duration_in_seconds":1918}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:5021aa51e4b03bd70ef10590","title":"Episode 83: What That Says About the Philippines","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/83","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about mysterious gunwomen, very public restrooms, and recreation.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nFemale boxers in the Phillipines. Mysterious possibly Asian gunwoman. That gator bit your hand off, you fed him. \"I Cannot Be Tazed, Because I am the King of China.\" Poopscalators. Pooping in Brooklyn. Trampoline Parks. Pie in my pants. Peg-Leg Bates. Jon Daly: Lemonade and Beer. Wasn't I married to you? Please arrest me. Playplace Overdose.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about mysterious gunwomen, very public restrooms, and recreation.
\n\n\n\nFemale boxers in the Phillipines. Mysterious possibly Asian gunwoman. That gator bit your hand off, you fed him. \"I Cannot Be Tazed, Because I am the King of China.\" Poopscalators. Pooping in Brooklyn. Trampoline Parks. Pie in my pants. Peg-Leg Bates. Jon Daly: Lemonade and Beer. Wasn't I married to you? Please arrest me. Playplace Overdose.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about mysterious gunwomen, very public restrooms, and recreation.\r\n","date_published":"2012-08-07T19:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/dbb5453f-87c0-4f20-ba64-9b6fed867173.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":15855044,"duration_in_seconds":1954}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:501f0c35e4b024e72c8e82bf","title":"Episode 82: The First Rule of Woodshed","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/82","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about doing your job, bad booze, and cutting your own hair.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nKris was late. Heavy on the banter. Russian religious hooliganism. Math is hard, so stop it. How to Get Licensed to Do Your Job: Show You Can Do Your Job (Or: The First Rule of Woodshed). Jeremiah Weed Lightnin' Lemonade. SCIENCE ZONE: Suicide Termites. Flags on the Moon. Shotgun Cow Wedding. I cut my own hair. Godless lobster truths.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about doing your job, bad booze, and cutting your own hair.
\n\n\n\nKris was late. Heavy on the banter. Russian religious hooliganism. Math is hard, so stop it. How to Get Licensed to Do Your Job: Show You Can Do Your Job (Or: The First Rule of Woodshed). Jeremiah Weed Lightnin' Lemonade. SCIENCE ZONE: Suicide Termites. Flags on the Moon. Shotgun Cow Wedding. I cut my own hair. Godless lobster truths.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about doing your job, bad booze, and cutting your own hair.\r\n","date_published":"2012-07-31T20:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/3656ef42-3c9a-4c91-95c8-ba2669627be7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":19286124,"duration_in_seconds":2383}]},{"id":"5005b4cb84ae929b37203d61:5005b604e4b065dbfcb85683:501f0b7d84ae812e9a7aabee","title":"Episode 81: Universal Juice Truths","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/81","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about tubing, psychopaths, and foot enthusiasts.\n\nSuggested Talking Points: \nWKOLE. More cowbell, less cowbell. Can ban. Chinaman penis removal. Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. Road-bound animal killers. A War on Satanists. I'm here with you. Tasty toes. Cougars check backs. Cyborg eyes. Real Fetus Hoarders of the Ukraine.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about tubing, psychopaths, and foot enthusiasts.
\n\nSuggested Talking Points:
\nWKOLE. More cowbell, less cowbell. Can ban. Chinaman penis removal. Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. Road-bound animal killers. A War on Satanists. I'm here with you. Tasty toes. Cougars check backs. Cyborg eyes. Real Fetus Hoarders of the Ukraine.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about bee stings, empathy, and adventure.
\n\nSuggested Talking Points:
\nTalking Jive. Summer Rental. 50 Cent: The Goose. Grift of the Magi. Bee stings. Mini golf water hazard (fatal electrocution). Smart phone work addiction. You won’t save these people I killed. Leap Second. Looks can be deceiving, I’m just shaving my pubes on the highway. Two holes in one. Kris shares another story about horrible murder. A multimillionaire adventurer arsonist suicide.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Scott Baio, urination, and Blank Check.
\n\nSuggested Talking Points:
\nAre you the same person? Power outage survival strategies. Responsible talking urinal cakes. The Bigger Lebowski. Public urination billboard. Salvation Army: “Kill All Gays”. Cologne bans circumcision. Prison Lock Games. Discriminating against Macs. Porn-induced headaches. SCIENCE ZONE: Rock, Paper, Robot. Poetic Justice. Mitt Romney: Professional Fetus Disposal Expert. How’s Your Justice?
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about identifying bodies, brewing, and legislation.
\n\nSuggested Talking Points:
\nYou interrupted me. A groping of opportunity. Tattooed Grandsons. I ain’t no CSI. Shot through the Brain. Someone is doing terrorism against my vagina. Beard beer. Hookers and Hacks. Never lost a duck. Noiseless karaoke. North Korean Doom Hotel. Don’t say the V-word.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about chairs, condiments, and how awful the both of them are.
\n\nSuggested Talking Points:
\nMystery sound. Reagan’s blood. Sorry, Chair. SCIENCE ZONE: Ketchup Lube. Constantly Covered with Cats. 20 gauge Super Soaker. Israel’s new weed. Arizona outlaws trolling (Thanks, Andrew). Throwing your teenage son under the gay internet porn bus. Hot dog sex work (Thanks, Andrew). Everyone wants American sauce. Chinese kiss savior. Cows crashed my party. News roundup.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about cannibalism, dolphin parties, and creamy middles.
\n\nSuggested Talking Points:
\nBeard scratching contest. Late-night karaoke murder. Eat my face (Via Sasha). Sharp Dressed Pig. Ferris wheel for downs. Dub step dolphins. BMW perma-rection. Praise the lord and pass the rattlesnakes. She’s trying to kill me with sex.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about universes, urine thresholds, and salad.
\n\nSuggested Talking Points:
\nHat envy. Willy Wonka = George Bush? SCIENCE ZONE: Black Holes, Singularities, and Infinite Universes. Don’t piss on that fish. FTC: Stop Dressing Like Ed McMahon. What is your warning label? The Zoloft Defense. Syringe bank robbery. Vegas Strip Steak. Death by salad. Organic assholes. The end of D.A.R.E. Angry Birds Jewelry.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about religious figures, phantom limbs, and murder.
\n\nSuggested Talking Points:
\nA little hot. The Dalai Lama is afraid of flying. Porn City. Catheter catastrophe. Spin cycle. I filled out the horse. Pron/m. Library courtesy call. Moms on the phone during sex. Chinese water murder. Yannic cave art. Mock real crash.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about children’s books, citizenship, and deer.
\n\nSuggested Talking Points:
\nWe have an intro already (the worst person). Little Bear slaughtered the Boxcar Children. Take these nude pics of me, Mom. Moonwalk at gunpoint. Take my eye. Snacks around the world. Stealing a bridge one piece at a time. YouTube Challenges. Expatriates. The Man Who Quit Money. FOSAMA. Eagle steals dog. Ira Glass impersonation. Deer are basically big stupid rats. The Joey Bra. I am my own mother.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about matricide, conditions, and the surrogate Kole.
\n\nKole was incredibly inebriated for this episode. Forgiveness please.
\n\nSuggested Talking Points:
\nPirates on deck. Keep that sex offender away from my grandma. Robots, Men, and Sex Tourism. I’ve got your daughter’s ashes, and I’m gonna snort them. Helicopter Women. The Aztec prison code. Racism Museum. A Tea Parody. Trig. Immaculate chicken conception. The death of Engrish. 50 Year Old Great Grandma and the 5th of Beam. The Science Zone: Brain Freeze. Pee in this cup.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about substances, minerals, and childhood crime.
\n\nSuggested Talking Points:
\nBulk bag. Chinplant Mania. Coke overdose. Accura: Not Too Dark. Shred your toads. I can get a handgun if I want. Rename this pond. Phantom genitalia. SCIENCE ZONE: Jimmy C and the Asteroid Mine. Kindergarten simple assault. I want my foreskin back.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about eyewear, odors, and golf.
\n\nSuggested Talking Points:
\nWe’re not having the same conversation. Bleach fights and soap stories. The nerd defense. The panties of neglected Japanese wives. Fantasy maid service. OTR is dissed. Alicia Silverstone, the mama bird. I do… Stab you. They stole my lawn. Buford for sale. Golfing in the DMZ. THE SCIENCE ZONE: What would you give up for the internet? Toot for me. Shroom rage.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about sleeping disorders, novelty food, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
\n\nSuggested Talking Points:
\nDeep nosing. Sexsomnia. Hunger Games Robots. The Boom Stick Hotdog. Big Pop. A Hill of Beans. Hootie’s bag crimes. PSA: Ticks! S.O.S.: Save Our Swan. Homekill gone wrong. That’s a paddlin’. Ruining the Turtles. SCIENCE ZONE: Coregasms. Dial-a-Star.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about conveyance, fragrances, supernatural spelling.
\n\nSuggested Talking Points:
\nIsolation chamber. Kazakhstan demands a full investigation. 5 pounds of heroin in your tummy. Don’t legislate my penis. Eau de Pope. Sex toys, minus shame. Tacocopter. I’m so sorry potato potato potato. Science Zone: Flies, Rejection, Alcoholism, and cooked by bees. They made me handle the bomb. Quija murder me.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about volume, aviation, and discipline.
\n\nALSO: Needle Hand. Whispering coach. Charles Bronson in the Love Guru. The Shut-Up Gun. Arson spree night out. Silent Halls. Just kill anyone. HitmanForHire.com. Gas leak infidelity. The desire to piss outside. Your sexy is too right. Atta boy. I love you, Lady Liberty. Nuclear bank robbery.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about volume, aviation, and discipline.\r\n","date_published":"2012-03-20T08:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/c65d2e24-ab3c-4662-bc86-dedb6bb709ea.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":18901302,"duration_in_seconds":2335}]},{"id":"f973065c-008c-45da-8bfd-cffca2c683bd","title":"Episode 66: My Name is Stumps, and I'm the Best","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/66","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about lives cut tragically short, Denny’s, and Cheers.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nCar wash stomp. Mohel herpes. Middle school murder. Rear-view cameras to be required. This is my Denny’s now. DUI and a butt plug. Drunk zamboni driver. Finance your test tube baby. SCIENCE ZONE: Clever Shark. Beeping Cheers and Barium White.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about lives cut tragically short, Denny’s, and Cheers.
\n\n\n\nCar wash stomp. Mohel herpes. Middle school murder. Rear-view cameras to be required. This is my Denny’s now. DUI and a butt plug. Drunk zamboni driver. Finance your test tube baby. SCIENCE ZONE: Clever Shark. Beeping Cheers and Barium White.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about lives cut tragically short, Denny’s, and Cheers.\r\n","date_published":"2012-03-06T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/f015fbc1-4a25-4e76-be77-46ab3ac7c3b3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":19706804,"duration_in_seconds":2436}]},{"id":"f60b143f-1ee2-489f-9c21-ce9d895b79d8","title":"Episode 65: Simple Times","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/65","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about ancient candies, life hacks, and condiments.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nA podcast called Wanda. The worst story. Atomic fireballs. Community guns. Life Hacks: Claw Machine Tips. Tax loophole incest? The Reese’s Robber. Hazard pay for rape. Science Zone: Again and Again. Tighter in France. Salsa Bandit. Paid to attend.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about ancient candies, life hacks, and condiments.
\n\n\n\nA podcast called Wanda. The worst story. Atomic fireballs. Community guns. Life Hacks: Claw Machine Tips. Tax loophole incest? The Reese’s Robber. Hazard pay for rape. Science Zone: Again and Again. Tighter in France. Salsa Bandit. Paid to attend.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about ancient candies, life hacks, and condiments.\r\n","date_published":"2012-02-28T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/26ca4bf5-b6ca-4cfa-8e7b-98b51b60f642.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":14265470,"duration_in_seconds":1756}]},{"id":"75c1e714-f81a-4a89-861d-cc4e1c618a94","title":"Episode 64: Just Put Some Math on It","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/64","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about being subdued, the logistics of chainsaw murder, and cheap beer.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nNo intro. Panty study. Heart Attack Grill. The logistics of chainsaw murder. Pong Beer Pong. Duff Beer. Outlawing cheap beer. My other personality did it. Buy this stall. Dead Rhino. Science Zone: Ringtones make you stupid. Trunk escapades.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about being subdued, the logistics of chainsaw murder, and cheap beer.
\n\n\n\nNo intro. Panty study. Heart Attack Grill. The logistics of chainsaw murder. Pong Beer Pong. Duff Beer. Outlawing cheap beer. My other personality did it. Buy this stall. Dead Rhino. Science Zone: Ringtones make you stupid. Trunk escapades.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about being subdued, the logistics of chainsaw murder, and cheap beer.\r\n","date_published":"2012-02-21T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/452d616a-7056-4caf-a67f-f441cd7b50fc.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":13254846,"duration_in_seconds":1629}]},{"id":"620c904e-c85d-4ccf-8203-28068247d55d","title":"Episode 63: An Unending Parade of Steves","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/63","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about new formats, bullying, and career decisions.\n\nuggested Talking Points:\nContinuing the format. Self immolation. When pajamas are outlawed. What does your wardrobe say about you? Monster is laying people off. No Name-Calling Day. The Most Overrated Thing. Shake and Bake. Gone Hookin’. Morgellons is Fake. Cool to DJ? Understanding Terrorism. An unending parade of Steves. No music.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about new formats, bullying, and career decisions.
\n\nuggested Talking Points:\nContinuing the format. Self immolation. When pajamas are outlawed. What does your wardrobe say about you? Monster is laying people off. No Name-Calling Day. The Most Overrated Thing. Shake and Bake. Gone Hookin’. Morgellons is Fake. Cool to DJ? Understanding Terrorism. An unending parade of Steves. No music.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about new formats, bullying, and career decisions.\r\n","date_published":"2012-02-14T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/1fbb2c7f-6002-4b0a-b88c-15d0e80beb5f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":17131678,"duration_in_seconds":2114}]},{"id":"94e8173b-617b-44f2-9649-6ead2bf40296","title":"Episode 62: My Prius is Melting","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/62","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the human heart, dangerous games, and travel.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nRoutine. Home births up, and the Great Outdoors. Two hearts. Gay marry this building. My Prius is Melting. Beer halls. The Toylet and up skirt epidemic. What grade would you go back to? I married my dead girlfriend. You and three other people. The Choking Game (Space Monkey). What kind of battery? A webshow. Airplane announcement hijinks.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the human heart, dangerous games, and travel.
\n\n\n\nRoutine. Home births up, and the Great Outdoors. Two hearts. Gay marry this building. My Prius is Melting. Beer halls. The Toylet and up skirt epidemic. What grade would you go back to? I married my dead girlfriend. You and three other people. The Choking Game (Space Monkey). What kind of battery? A webshow. Airplane announcement hijinks.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the human heart, dangerous games, and travel.\r\n","date_published":"2012-02-07T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/ec7510aa-2110-4ff0-a0fc-8525b5c18d51.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":17973198,"duration_in_seconds":2219}]},{"id":"1e0c05fd-ed16-4554-a339-9b7959b8b7f9","title":"Episode 61: He Was an Outdoor Clown","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/61","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about wizards, economics, and drinking.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nSpoiler: He Never Leaves. Marijuana Wizards. No more pets. Drunk pilots and the Estrada Conspiracy. Foodstamps for people who hate poor people. Great Accomplishment in Butts. Remote control eye gouge. TV Bosses. The Science Zone: The Price is Wrong, and dying of a broken heart. Dissolve that mouse. Reverse art theft. Radioactive Tissue Boxes. A stark portrait of binge drinkers.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about wizards, economics, and drinking.
\n\n\n\nSpoiler: He Never Leaves. Marijuana Wizards. No more pets. Drunk pilots and the Estrada Conspiracy. Foodstamps for people who hate poor people. Great Accomplishment in Butts. Remote control eye gouge. TV Bosses. The Science Zone: The Price is Wrong, and dying of a broken heart. Dissolve that mouse. Reverse art theft. Radioactive Tissue Boxes. A stark portrait of binge drinkers.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about wizards, economics, and drinking.\r\n","date_published":"2012-01-24T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/f45f785e-1e82-409d-9b46-2ed2f4edb70a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":23127422,"duration_in_seconds":2863}]},{"id":"2c4e345b-c356-43d8-8089-b10899b771a8","title":"Episode 60: Shame On You, Owen Wilson","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/60","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about semantics, art theft, and body image.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nThe Geek Squad. Mission Statement. No matter how slight. Shame on you, Owen Wilson. Ghetto-averse GPS. The great ranch conspiracy. I’ll eat you and your dog / Cannibalism is sexy. My bum is on the painting. Facebook makes you sad. Spot the Fake: CES Gadgets. Cancer Barbie. Science Zone: Shit Spray, and the coughed-up tumor. Hammer Time for Judge Judy.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about semantics, art theft, and body image.
\n\n\n\nThe Geek Squad. Mission Statement. No matter how slight. Shame on you, Owen Wilson. Ghetto-averse GPS. The great ranch conspiracy. I’ll eat you and your dog / Cannibalism is sexy. My bum is on the painting. Facebook makes you sad. Spot the Fake: CES Gadgets. Cancer Barbie. Science Zone: Shit Spray, and the coughed-up tumor. Hammer Time for Judge Judy.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about semantics, art theft, and body image.\r\n","date_published":"2012-01-17T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/5942f6c8-8acd-4b60-ab34-47beae5a6e49.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":21878666,"duration_in_seconds":2707}]},{"id":"370faf05-26e6-4b86-a1a2-fe350d7304db","title":"Episode 59: He Has a Robot Head","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/59","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about bodily functions, fantasy, and currency.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nBelch Brothers. The Santa Shortcut. Back room liposuction. Upside-down childbirth. Drunk impulse buying. A lepidopterist of knives. The healing bag. Tech jokes. Exploding churros, and an explanation of grease fires. Is this hooking? Science Zone: Exoskeletons and group sex. A million dollar bill. The problem with exact change.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about bodily functions, fantasy, and currency.
\n\n\n\nBelch Brothers. The Santa Shortcut. Back room liposuction. Upside-down childbirth. Drunk impulse buying. A lepidopterist of knives. The healing bag. Tech jokes. Exploding churros, and an explanation of grease fires. Is this hooking? Science Zone: Exoskeletons and group sex. A million dollar bill. The problem with exact change.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about bodily functions, fantasy, and currency.\r\n","date_published":"2012-01-10T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/5ea54977-dafc-4570-b247-bd230b0de9f8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":21170180,"duration_in_seconds":2619}]},{"id":"b6345172-3308-474b-9079-44b9beaca50f","title":"Episode 58: My Basement Princess!","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/58","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about pronunciation, coffee, and martians.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nDark and windy. Francis Frostman. Ungyun. Banished words 2011. Smurf Town. New Year’s Bird Panic. Gay Coffee. The Grand Target Nurse-In. Rashomon, and the American Hero. SCIENCE ZONE: 2011 Ig Nobel Prizes, and useless antidepressants. Barack Obama: The Original Martian. Powerball Price Hike. Facebook divorces.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about pronunciation, coffee, and martians.
\n\n\n\nDark and windy. Francis Frostman. Ungyun. Banished words 2011. Smurf Town. New Year’s Bird Panic. Gay Coffee. The Grand Target Nurse-In. Rashomon, and the American Hero. SCIENCE ZONE: 2011 Ig Nobel Prizes, and useless antidepressants. Barack Obama: The Original Martian. Powerball Price Hike. Facebook divorces.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about pronunciation, coffee, and martians.\r\n","date_published":"2012-01-03T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/bebba70e-ecc0-4fa8-a31f-ea77f7f9aa3e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":22153560,"duration_in_seconds":2742}]},{"id":"ee8a276b-176f-4613-a6ca-bf31e817e32e","title":"Episode 57: Don't Stop in Murderville","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/57","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about swimming pools, elitism, and public safety.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nI’m not on the microphone. “Public Swimming Pool. Whites Only”. A long time ago, in a parking lot far, far away. Scent of a Woman With Gonorrhea. Muggers only want iPhones. Designer vaginas. Highway to Rapeton. Here, have these spiders. Runaway implant. Tebowing is illegal. Dance Floor Danger. The Science Zone: Birds in Danger.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about swimming pools, elitism, and public safety.
\n\n\n\nI’m not on the microphone. “Public Swimming Pool. Whites Only”. A long time ago, in a parking lot far, far away. Scent of a Woman With Gonorrhea. Muggers only want iPhones. Designer vaginas. Highway to Rapeton. Here, have these spiders. Runaway implant. Tebowing is illegal. Dance Floor Danger. The Science Zone: Birds in Danger.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about swimming pools, elitism, and public safety.\r\n","date_published":"2011-12-27T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/734ba9d7-0722-4d72-aaca-b70ebe8cfb5b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":21505328,"duration_in_seconds":2661}]},{"id":"b5e37e3f-4929-4711-8be4-7aa9f537b06d","title":"Episode 56: Snooker and the Reconciliation","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/56","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about assault, Christmas memories, and possession.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nRidin’ the fadaz. Are you okay? God was a hard act to follow. Give me Bieber or DIE. A sad story about people attempting to make light of rape. Kole’s frat experience. Bear-y the Cable Guy. Make-A-Meth. A Call From Karlo, and Christmas Memories. Get poked and prodded for profit! SCIENCE ZONE: Radioactive monkey collars, strep throat psychology. CNN Health Asks.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about assault, Christmas memories, and possession.
\n\n\n\nRidin’ the fadaz. Are you okay? God was a hard act to follow. Give me Bieber or DIE. A sad story about people attempting to make light of rape. Kole’s frat experience. Bear-y the Cable Guy. Make-A-Meth. A Call From Karlo, and Christmas Memories. Get poked and prodded for profit! SCIENCE ZONE: Radioactive monkey collars, strep throat psychology. CNN Health Asks.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about assault, Christmas memories, and possession.\r\n","date_published":"2011-12-20T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/1cd281e7-97fd-441b-9c6b-9d4f0d7f4698.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":22419625,"duration_in_seconds":2775}]},{"id":"685fe9a5-bf6f-4538-9085-8f34cc50d93e","title":"Episode 55: Why is There an Eye in My Stool?","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/55","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about spontaneous combustion, parasites, and swearing.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nPungee spikes and a Hollywood Education. Burst into flames for no apparent reason. A tragic misunderstanding with a gun and AIDS. Voicemail: Chiggers? The butt hi-jinks threat mishap. SCIENCE ZONE: Photoshop sensor, and curses as painkillers. CNN Health Roulette. Gimme a bloody ice cream. Multichete. Dope.shrunk.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about spontaneous combustion, parasites, and swearing.
\n\n\n\nPungee spikes and a Hollywood Education. Burst into flames for no apparent reason. A tragic misunderstanding with a gun and AIDS. Voicemail: Chiggers? The butt hi-jinks threat mishap. SCIENCE ZONE: Photoshop sensor, and curses as painkillers. CNN Health Roulette. Gimme a bloody ice cream. Multichete. Dope.shrunk.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about spontaneous combustion, parasites, and swearing.\r\n","date_published":"2011-12-13T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/fdf8c3ae-859f-4ed8-b7f2-bd040f205439.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":22453701,"duration_in_seconds":2779}]},{"id":"40f5f275-a298-4853-9f1f-e1813b9b86bb","title":"Episode 54: Where Are They Getting This Acid?","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/54","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about misguided holiday cheer, atheism, and cellular hygiene.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nPure Imagination. Ombudsmen. Frosty attacks! Michael Keaton is the Sean Connery of Batman. Snakes alive! Where are they getting this acid? Homeless library porn. K-Mart panty scandal. Birdseed santeria spell. Atheists found to be less trustworthy than rapists. Jesus: Don’t take that wheel. Don’t touch that phone, it’s gross. Philosophical quandaries and the college trap. Science Zone: Printer Security. Let me out of this freezer, please, I’m not dead.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about misguided holiday cheer, atheism, and cellular hygiene.
\n\n\n\nPure Imagination. Ombudsmen. Frosty attacks! Michael Keaton is the Sean Connery of Batman. Snakes alive! Where are they getting this acid? Homeless library porn. K-Mart panty scandal. Birdseed santeria spell. Atheists found to be less trustworthy than rapists. Jesus: Don’t take that wheel. Don’t touch that phone, it’s gross. Philosophical quandaries and the college trap. Science Zone: Printer Security. Let me out of this freezer, please, I’m not dead.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about misguided holiday cheer, atheism, and cellular hygiene.\r\n","date_published":"2011-12-06T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/3546a7fb-033f-4cc3-a305-d7f507a4d978.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":19985459,"duration_in_seconds":2471}]},{"id":"6d6edd02-cb71-42e5-880b-b722095ac039","title":"Episode 53: The Wordplay Light","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/53","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about emotional needs, anthropology, and air travel.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nStory roll call. Vodka gummy bears. Teacher abuses special needs student. Millionaire janitor fired. Santa fired. Sleep texting. First cousin snubbed, stabbed. Black Friday Mercenaries. Man kills, eats, bobcat. In-flight porn. Science Zone: Bestiality linked to penis cancer, and colored plates. Lincoln’s copper sword swiped by meth heads. Gold Cheese.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about emotional needs, anthropology, and air travel.
\n\n\n\nStory roll call. Vodka gummy bears. Teacher abuses special needs student. Millionaire janitor fired. Santa fired. Sleep texting. First cousin snubbed, stabbed. Black Friday Mercenaries. Man kills, eats, bobcat. In-flight porn. Science Zone: Bestiality linked to penis cancer, and colored plates. Lincoln’s copper sword swiped by meth heads. Gold Cheese.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about emotional needs, anthropology, and air travel.\r\n","date_published":"2011-11-29T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/a8c91c36-7b5d-4a81-b23d-18bb0bc60ae2.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":20273803,"duration_in_seconds":2507}]},{"id":"8f69d425-3f63-424c-83fd-9e41cd1e01e2","title":"Episode 52: Do the Ninja","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/52","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about discipline, body disposal, and ad hoc cosmetic surgery.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nWhyDaddyDrinks.info. No Greater Joy Than Hitting Your Kids. Katana Alert: Spurned Love. Werewolf sex. Emily Post for the modern age. The Science Zone: Big Birds and Mighty Mice. Apparently we don’t believe in colored poster board anymore. Spanish Graveyard Magic. Atlas Recalled. Beer trap. Mexican prison party. Fill this butt with cement.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about discipline, body disposal, and ad hoc cosmetic surgery.
\n\n\n\nWhyDaddyDrinks.info. No Greater Joy Than Hitting Your Kids. Katana Alert: Spurned Love. Werewolf sex. Emily Post for the modern age. The Science Zone: Big Birds and Mighty Mice. Apparently we don’t believe in colored poster board anymore. Spanish Graveyard Magic. Atlas Recalled. Beer trap. Mexican prison party. Fill this butt with cement.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about discipline, body disposal, and ad hoc cosmetic surgery.\r\n","date_published":"2011-11-22T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/104a6c7d-0cc0-49be-ae72-d3dee212571d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":21195618,"duration_in_seconds":2622}]},{"id":"012f5c0d-69c2-468c-8402-76067b157a9a","title":"Episode 51: Et tu, Inkjet?","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/51","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about inappropriate jokes, failed technologies, and their academic struggles.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nSound collage. Reinfecting our tongues. Offensive joke. Juggalo story. Psi ops against an arabic used car dealer in Virginia. Pizza wars. Telepathic Sister Wives. Science Zone: Are alien encounters manufactured by the human mind? Dream talk into Nick at Nite. Sex walk. Google Voice scam. Et tu, Inkjet? School stories. Laser eyes. A list of cheeses. Become one with the horse. Bold declarations re: pony play. Lego Man.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about inappropriate jokes, failed technologies, and their academic struggles.
\n\n\n\nSound collage. Reinfecting our tongues. Offensive joke. Juggalo story. Psi ops against an arabic used car dealer in Virginia. Pizza wars. Telepathic Sister Wives. Science Zone: Are alien encounters manufactured by the human mind? Dream talk into Nick at Nite. Sex walk. Google Voice scam. Et tu, Inkjet? School stories. Laser eyes. A list of cheeses. Become one with the horse. Bold declarations re: pony play. Lego Man.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about inappropriate jokes, failed technologies, and their academic struggles.\r\n","date_published":"2011-11-15T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/c9ca3d84-f394-4c29-ab3d-0bc6f91484c7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":21717719,"duration_in_seconds":2687}]},{"id":"8504b32f-8b46-4238-8bd2-f5a5dbe24a06","title":"Episode 50: Larp King's Lap Cat","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/50","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about gangs, population control, and revenge.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nRunning for mayor. We’re sick. The Corduroy Savior. Juggalos classified as a gang. The LARP King’s Lap Cat. Man sues to have photographer recreate his failed wedding. Buzz saws, Fastball, and Heathcliff. Man murders wife for destroying Star Wars collection. Quiz: Spot the Fake Hunting Term. Acid gummy bear dog murder. Too Many Asians. Accidental sibling marriage. Piss Tube. Prostitute thrown out hotel window.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about gangs, population control, and revenge.
\n\n\n\nRunning for mayor. We’re sick. The Corduroy Savior. Juggalos classified as a gang. The LARP King’s Lap Cat. Man sues to have photographer recreate his failed wedding. Buzz saws, Fastball, and Heathcliff. Man murders wife for destroying Star Wars collection. Quiz: Spot the Fake Hunting Term. Acid gummy bear dog murder. Too Many Asians. Accidental sibling marriage. Piss Tube. Prostitute thrown out hotel window.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about gangs, population control, and revenge.\r\n","date_published":"2011-11-08T17:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/e22bab90-d16b-4001-bfe4-c74a39eeaf1a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":19008210,"duration_in_seconds":2348}]},{"id":"fa9a1024-f8c2-45e9-a0ac-1c5a86bfbcae","title":"Episode 49: Fried Egg Phil","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/49","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Big Foot, alchemy, and dance troupes.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nI hit a bat with my car. Japanese nurse tears out toenails. Woman claims to feed a family of Big Foots. Pastor: masturbating is homosexual. Getting medieval on your daughter. Man lives solely on road kill. Absolutely Ridiculous Burger. Halloween gag gone wrong. The Tapscallions. Alchemy to turn feces into gold. Diet affects sperm viability. Science Zone: 4 inch amoebas in the Mariana Trench. Cash outlawed in Louisiana.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Big Foot, alchemy, and dance troupes.
\n\n\n\nI hit a bat with my car. Japanese nurse tears out toenails. Woman claims to feed a family of Big Foots. Pastor: masturbating is homosexual. Getting medieval on your daughter. Man lives solely on road kill. Absolutely Ridiculous Burger. Halloween gag gone wrong. The Tapscallions. Alchemy to turn feces into gold. Diet affects sperm viability. Science Zone: 4 inch amoebas in the Mariana Trench. Cash outlawed in Louisiana.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Big Foot, alchemy, and dance troupes.\r\n","date_published":"2011-10-25T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/d1b0b511-68d1-4e09-b4fe-5681b7705aa3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":20711798,"duration_in_seconds":2561}]},{"id":"383d8cb4-0e47-49e9-98c3-685b3be8bf18","title":"Episode 48: Taco Wallet","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/48","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about animal rights, amateur eye surgery, and primitive social networking.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nAxel Foley Artist. Baby X. PETA porn. Taco ID, Taco Wallet. Stolen bridges, stolen hydrants. Man rips his own eyes out. Man uses finger to keep himself from being shot. The Bee Defense. Dog commercials. Don’t check my receipt. Message in a Bottle. Kris’s Kole impression: Text Neck. Is being buried alive a universal fear?","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about animal rights, amateur eye surgery, and primitive social networking.
\n\n\n\nAxel Foley Artist. Baby X. PETA porn. Taco ID, Taco Wallet. Stolen bridges, stolen hydrants. Man rips his own eyes out. Man uses finger to keep himself from being shot. The Bee Defense. Dog commercials. Don’t check my receipt. Message in a Bottle. Kris’s Kole impression: Text Neck. Is being buried alive a universal fear?
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about animal rights, amateur eye surgery, and primitive social networking.\r\n","date_published":"2011-10-18T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/e8d229ec-1592-42f5-a719-7d5ee31b3d77.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":17441532,"duration_in_seconds":2153}]},{"id":"38e8262b-daf5-48b6-8954-e03d76a5a924","title":"Episode 47: Octopie","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/47","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unemployment, metal music, and gold.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nAre we recording? The Midnight Society. Why naked? Why not? Third place: You’re fired. Boo Boo Prius and the Ice Road Murderer. The Science Zone: Fish Tools. Denmark’s Fat Tax. Quiz: Military or Metal? Fake women. Fakegirlfriend.co. Ice cream cone or Klansman? Voicemail: A Big Tub of Dicks. Loko Labeling. Solid gold vending machine. Trainpottying.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unemployment, metal music, and gold.
\n\n\n\nAre we recording? The Midnight Society. Why naked? Why not? Third place: You’re fired. Boo Boo Prius and the Ice Road Murderer. The Science Zone: Fish Tools. Denmark’s Fat Tax. Quiz: Military or Metal? Fake women. Fakegirlfriend.co. Ice cream cone or Klansman? Voicemail: A Big Tub of Dicks. Loko Labeling. Solid gold vending machine. Trainpottying.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unemployment, metal music, and gold.\r\n","date_published":"2011-10-11T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/6b301614-35cf-40e5-8a07-b9366322175a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":20478352,"duration_in_seconds":2532}]},{"id":"a5ec4edb-d58f-4605-b573-ec835f298466","title":"Episode 46: Human Head, I Presume?","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/46","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about public services, church, and prison.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nMagneto. Kole’s rush. Santa Shawn. Firetruck porn. Dollar General beer. Go to church or go to jail. Weekend at Bernie’s 3. Wedding Crasher prank. The Brazillian patriarch. Two wombs (Twombs). Venezuelan prisons are gang playgrounds. MRI brainvision.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about public services, church, and prison.
\n\n\n\nMagneto. Kole’s rush. Santa Shawn. Firetruck porn. Dollar General beer. Go to church or go to jail. Weekend at Bernie’s 3. Wedding Crasher prank. The Brazillian patriarch. Two wombs (Twombs). Venezuelan prisons are gang playgrounds. MRI brainvision.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about public services, church, and prison.\r\n","date_published":"2011-10-04T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/71acab2a-c8c9-4eb0-9555-080accb42083.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":17404292,"duration_in_seconds":2148}]},{"id":"a9591939-3054-43fb-b825-b4ab13833c61","title":"Episode 45: Cancer Arrows","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/45","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about their anniversary, hobbies, and medical breakthroughs.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nStop quoting me. Kris’s sundry discarded hobbies. Feeder Mommy. Seasteading. Dude or Not-a-Dude? What’s Facebook more important than? Science Zone: Cancer-Killing Virus. 1000 bees kill a 1000 lb hog. Devil Child and the Little Chuck Liddell. Show and Tell Crack Pipe. Taco Shell.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about their anniversary, hobbies, and medical breakthroughs.
\n\n\n\nStop quoting me. Kris’s sundry discarded hobbies. Feeder Mommy. Seasteading. Dude or Not-a-Dude? What’s Facebook more important than? Science Zone: Cancer-Killing Virus. 1000 bees kill a 1000 lb hog. Devil Child and the Little Chuck Liddell. Show and Tell Crack Pipe. Taco Shell.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about their anniversary, hobbies, and medical breakthroughs.\r\n","date_published":"2011-09-27T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/5f69f8b0-347d-4f7e-a7e9-74eba88403bf.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":20447053,"duration_in_seconds":2528}]},{"id":"1ede46f1-fee6-428c-8d31-31d69e08425a","title":"Episode 44: Bottoms Up, Baby","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/44","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about global clowns, Lifetime movie concepts, and missing children.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nMoon medicine. A fashionista dies before his time. Satellite may crash into earth. Marriage on the Rocks. Killed by McDonald’s Smell. Killed by a hurricane? A dusty fairy. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Awareness Day. Outback babytini. How not to potty train. The Wal-Mart Scooter Heist. F-cup Grandma. Baseball burger injury. King crab invasion. Global Clowns. Drunk moose on the loose.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about global clowns, Lifetime movie concepts, and missing children.
\n\n\n\nMoon medicine. A fashionista dies before his time. Satellite may crash into earth. Marriage on the Rocks. Killed by McDonald’s Smell. Killed by a hurricane? A dusty fairy. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Awareness Day. Outback babytini. How not to potty train. The Wal-Mart Scooter Heist. F-cup Grandma. Baseball burger injury. King crab invasion. Global Clowns. Drunk moose on the loose.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about global clowns, Lifetime movie concepts, and missing children.\r\n","date_published":"2011-09-20T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/63f531d8-956b-4cb1-915f-cd90760655e2.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":21200444,"duration_in_seconds":2622}]},{"id":"8674cf09-35b2-48ec-96eb-f03868145e32","title":"Episode 43: Fully Functional Cake Car","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/43","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about cake programming, Ayn Rand, and surprise orgies.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nThesaurus. 9/11 cakes. Stoner Ave. Gumby, dammit. The Pamper’s Indicator. Gas station restroom apology purchase. Surprising causes of depression. Spaghetti Night! The Atlasphere: A dating site for fans of Ayn Rand. Curing eating disorders with sex toys. Ben and Jerry’s Schweddy Balls. Surprise orgy Craigslist ad. A surprising case of personal arson.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about cake programming, Ayn Rand, and surprise orgies.
\n\n\n\nThesaurus. 9/11 cakes. Stoner Ave. Gumby, dammit. The Pamper’s Indicator. Gas station restroom apology purchase. Surprising causes of depression. Spaghetti Night! The Atlasphere: A dating site for fans of Ayn Rand. Curing eating disorders with sex toys. Ben and Jerry’s Schweddy Balls. Surprise orgy Craigslist ad. A surprising case of personal arson.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about cake programming, Ayn Rand, and surprise orgies.\r\n","date_published":"2011-09-13T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/42ab1a0c-73f9-4217-b215-e1f0956ff20a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":18021021,"duration_in_seconds":2225}]},{"id":"1a17ae99-9910-4975-bd3b-e7e098297b95","title":"Episode 42: The International Tickle Me Elmo Spirit Awards","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/42","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about new equipment, old people, and taxation.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nA bear named burden. New equipment and the Tickle Me Elmo Spirit Award. A sandbox for adults, a playground for adults. Vampire Cruise. Boom box ruins days. Also, round bombs? The deadliest jobs. New Texas speed limit leads to time travel. AARP’s list of do-not-do’s. Panty road. Crossbow attack. Katana attack, and cereal buzz marketing. Excuse me, sir, this iPad is a block of wood. Alkaline hydrolysis. Bank of America harasses grieving woman. A dissertation on smurf society. U mad, bro? The no-helmet league. Runaway clown in a stolen golf cart. Tax the prostitutes. Defriendant. Blue-balling Beetlejuice.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about new equipment, old people, and taxation.
\n\n\n\nA bear named burden. New equipment and the Tickle Me Elmo Spirit Award. A sandbox for adults, a playground for adults. Vampire Cruise. Boom box ruins days. Also, round bombs? The deadliest jobs. New Texas speed limit leads to time travel. AARP’s list of do-not-do’s. Panty road. Crossbow attack. Katana attack, and cereal buzz marketing. Excuse me, sir, this iPad is a block of wood. Alkaline hydrolysis. Bank of America harasses grieving woman. A dissertation on smurf society. U mad, bro? The no-helmet league. Runaway clown in a stolen golf cart. Tax the prostitutes. Defriendant. Blue-balling Beetlejuice.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about new equipment, old people, and taxation.\r\n","date_published":"2011-09-06T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/4fa0f5c1-74f3-40f1-9fa5-ed81dbf752a5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":26091002,"duration_in_seconds":3234}]},{"id":"2517a3d9-dbab-49c2-9b6c-ba502116b00f","title":"Episode 41: Planet Diamondopscopus","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/41","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about genetic engineering, body image, and the digerido.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nWord pairings. Shit for distance. How he wanted to go: crushed by a tractor. Schroedinger’s septic truck. Bull semen shuts down highway. Bulletproof skin and the Spider-Goat. The Golden Gate Net. American Apparel is looking for The Next Big Thing. The great yogurt kidnapping. Social networking and drugs. Drink this fracking fluid. Diamond Planet. The digerido cures snoring. Chocolohic fish. Jumblery. Pizza Roll thermodynamics.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about genetic engineering, body image, and the digerido.
\n\n\n\nWord pairings. Shit for distance. How he wanted to go: crushed by a tractor. Schroedinger’s septic truck. Bull semen shuts down highway. Bulletproof skin and the Spider-Goat. The Golden Gate Net. American Apparel is looking for The Next Big Thing. The great yogurt kidnapping. Social networking and drugs. Drink this fracking fluid. Diamond Planet. The digerido cures snoring. Chocolohic fish. Jumblery. Pizza Roll thermodynamics.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about genetic engineering, body image, and the digerido.\r\n","date_published":"2011-08-30T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/a158d89c-cd08-499a-884d-782f55b2b809.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":20031366,"duration_in_seconds":2476}]},{"id":"df5f72a9-b461-4fc5-a4f5-4a4af7f5b1f1","title":"Episode 40: Never Sleep Again","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/40","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about extreme coupling, breaking up, and flash mobs.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nToo drunk for a demolition derby. Deep fried burger. The best (worst) neighbor. If you’re driving shirtless, you’re guilty. Extreme couponing and newspaper theft. Tomes of bigotry. Free burrito summer. Home circumcision. The Rosses formerly known as brothers. The King is gone, but he’s not forgotten. The Bite Counter. The soon-to-be fattest woman on Earth. Machine Gun Kelly brings the rage back. Beau the Math Dog. Explosions in the Sky show cancelled due to 9/11. Condom-filled acorns. Fisherman catches a SCUBA diver.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about extreme coupling, breaking up, and flash mobs.
\n\n\n\nToo drunk for a demolition derby. Deep fried burger. The best (worst) neighbor. If you’re driving shirtless, you’re guilty. Extreme couponing and newspaper theft. Tomes of bigotry. Free burrito summer. Home circumcision. The Rosses formerly known as brothers. The King is gone, but he’s not forgotten. The Bite Counter. The soon-to-be fattest woman on Earth. Machine Gun Kelly brings the rage back. Beau the Math Dog. Explosions in the Sky show cancelled due to 9/11. Condom-filled acorns. Fisherman catches a SCUBA diver.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about extreme coupling, breaking up, and flash mobs.\r\n","date_published":"2011-08-23T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/5ad16ff0-5214-45e9-8924-52ea4820f727.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":25098931,"duration_in_seconds":3110}]},{"id":"11d9c0c1-a7b9-42fc-8a12-0de2a9a19c97","title":"Episode 39: Dough Nation","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/39","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the new 911, autobiographies, and Amish romance.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nWhere is Kole’s new studio? Africa. Can I sext 911? Sales tax holidays. Quiz: Warrant song, Celebrity Autobiography, or Fake? Wherein Kris tries to make fistulas funny. Urine therapy and the piss ghost. Ghouls addicted to death dust. The worst thing you’ll ever hear. Like father like son. Bonnet rippers. Mannequin Hunt. Trojan t-shirts.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the new 911, autobiographies, and Amish romance.
\n\n\n\nWhere is Kole’s new studio? Africa. Can I sext 911? Sales tax holidays. Quiz: Warrant song, Celebrity Autobiography, or Fake? Wherein Kris tries to make fistulas funny. Urine therapy and the piss ghost. Ghouls addicted to death dust. The worst thing you’ll ever hear. Like father like son. Bonnet rippers. Mannequin Hunt. Trojan t-shirts.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the new 911, autobiographies, and Amish romance.\r\n","date_published":"2011-08-16T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/4b9a9c14-1484-424c-8b12-7b17bd2e3b2d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":26194219,"duration_in_seconds":3247}]},{"id":"8180ff74-3ed1-4f77-a048-eae1c83a6beb","title":"Episode 38: Maintenance Bear","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/38","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Buddhists, energy drinks, and sitting down to pee.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nThe most depressing conveyance. Buddhists save lobsters for karmic multipliers. Here’s your medal, now where’s my $20? Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day. Brazilian Heterosexual Pride Day. Man arrested for smashing atoms at home. Chinese dead baby pills. No more entertainment bears. Tanks for not parking here. An energy drink named “Pussy.” Blind woman tackled for her parrot. Jeff Daniels is Warren Jeffs. Those Damn Ross Kids Exploitation. Weird water. I’m here to rob you and introduce your girlfriend to your wife. I sit down when I pee.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Buddhists, energy drinks, and sitting down to pee.
\n\n\n\nThe most depressing conveyance. Buddhists save lobsters for karmic multipliers. Here’s your medal, now where’s my $20? Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day. Brazilian Heterosexual Pride Day. Man arrested for smashing atoms at home. Chinese dead baby pills. No more entertainment bears. Tanks for not parking here. An energy drink named “Pussy.” Blind woman tackled for her parrot. Jeff Daniels is Warren Jeffs. Those Damn Ross Kids Exploitation. Weird water. I’m here to rob you and introduce your girlfriend to your wife. I sit down when I pee.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Buddhists, energy drinks, and sitting down to pee.\r\n","date_published":"2011-08-09T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/2bc01045-44e8-4f50-8026-cb53da3752b6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":26325020,"duration_in_seconds":3263}]},{"id":"c8f3166d-b013-4f35-a0dc-d00c2bff3031","title":"Episode 37: Chair, Electric","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/37","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about snack frustrations, sewage systems, and parasites.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nRelax. Three and a Half Hours. The Amazing Time Traveling Doctor. Nurse puts patient photos on Facebook. Obvs. The awesomest troll in training. Owling. Sperm sniffing dog. Exploding manholes in Rio. Quiz: Spot the Fake Cue Sport Term. Bang Bus petting zoo, Cash Cab manslaughter. The Science Zone: Animal/Human Hybrids. The Science Zone Mk. II: Keeping up with the parasites. My name is visible from space. The naked motorcyclist. Santa Olympics. Ear obstruction.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about snack frustrations, sewage systems, and parasites.
\n\n\n\nRelax. Three and a Half Hours. The Amazing Time Traveling Doctor. Nurse puts patient photos on Facebook. Obvs. The awesomest troll in training. Owling. Sperm sniffing dog. Exploding manholes in Rio. Quiz: Spot the Fake Cue Sport Term. Bang Bus petting zoo, Cash Cab manslaughter. The Science Zone: Animal/Human Hybrids. The Science Zone Mk. II: Keeping up with the parasites. My name is visible from space. The naked motorcyclist. Santa Olympics. Ear obstruction.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about snack frustrations, sewage systems, and parasites.\r\n","date_published":"2011-07-26T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/40a9cb42-02a4-4b98-bddc-36f6815fbff6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":28553994,"duration_in_seconds":3542}]},{"id":"70f38504-6bdd-40cd-ae36-573eba652d31","title":"Episode 36: A Pizza Man With Pizza Hands","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/36","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about hygiene, tickling, and ball bearings.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nRe: The Woodchipper. Meta. Customer service. Child pornographer gets unlimited access to child porn in prison. Mom cleans kids with pool chemicals. Restaurant bans kids. Bear owner dies bizarre sex death. Sex dolls of the Third Reich. Spot the Fake Collective Noun for Birds. Kool Aid Fantasies. 35 lbs of human vomit. Tickle Therapy. Major League. Google Maps got it wrong. Google Says. The chewing gum painter. Taco Bell “I Quit” sign. Alpha male baboons are stressed out. Ladyboy Johnson.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about hygiene, tickling, and ball bearings.
\n\n\n\nRe: The Woodchipper. Meta. Customer service. Child pornographer gets unlimited access to child porn in prison. Mom cleans kids with pool chemicals. Restaurant bans kids. Bear owner dies bizarre sex death. Sex dolls of the Third Reich. Spot the Fake Collective Noun for Birds. Kool Aid Fantasies. 35 lbs of human vomit. Tickle Therapy. Major League. Google Maps got it wrong. Google Says. The chewing gum painter. Taco Bell “I Quit” sign. Alpha male baboons are stressed out. Ladyboy Johnson.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about hygiene, tickling, and ball bearings.\r\n","date_published":"2011-07-19T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/ac129fee-8f35-4317-88fd-27e6fd4e63a5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":27338777,"duration_in_seconds":3390}]},{"id":"28313dac-3632-41de-a886-375ff9cb0434","title":"Episode 35: The Puppydome","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/35","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about hypnotism, space, and prison.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nGet a towel. Drunken puppy pickup ban. Heat wave and John Candy. Spot the Fake Construction Term. Protractors in Pittsburgh. Dead for 8 years, no one notices. High school hypnotism mystery. Urine recycling and the Skin Top. Science Zone: iPhones in Space. Banana attacks gorilla. Woman dies from sex with dog. Breast milk attack, explained. Prisoners with porn. Pregnant woman, thunderstruck.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about hypnotism, space, and prison.
\n\n\n\nGet a towel. Drunken puppy pickup ban. Heat wave and John Candy. Spot the Fake Construction Term. Protractors in Pittsburgh. Dead for 8 years, no one notices. High school hypnotism mystery. Urine recycling and the Skin Top. Science Zone: iPhones in Space. Banana attacks gorilla. Woman dies from sex with dog. Breast milk attack, explained. Prisoners with porn. Pregnant woman, thunderstruck.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about hypnotism, space, and prison.\r\n","date_published":"2011-07-12T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/443a51fb-147c-4281-927d-638ccc848e71.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":27000812,"duration_in_seconds":3347}]},{"id":"013178f1-412b-4300-b967-ff92517fadb4","title":"Episode 34: Loaded Drawers of Skeleton Salsa","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/34","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about birthday cake, magic, and virginity.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nElephants. A great day to be a duck with an affected accent. Worst Day Ever: Dickshots. Bluetooth Earpieces: A Black Conspiracy? Illinois Prison, Dirty Drawers. Dad brings gun to birthday party. Quiz: Spot the Fake Celebrity Kid Name. There’s No Magic In This Book: How to Deal With Shit. The Half Donut Dilemma. “Dam It, Dummy”. The Body in the Pool. Squeezable Drink Hour. Overboard with my katana. Bad mom abandons kids, saved world. Breast milk attack. New Zealand Man Stops a Christine Situation, Kills Car. Notable Quotables: Michelle Bachmann. My kingdom for a horse, my virginity for an iPhone. Get paid, get dead. Living on a Prayer, Eli Cherry. Neil Young and Hyfy.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about birthday cake, magic, and virginity.
\n\n\n\nElephants. A great day to be a duck with an affected accent. Worst Day Ever: Dickshots. Bluetooth Earpieces: A Black Conspiracy? Illinois Prison, Dirty Drawers. Dad brings gun to birthday party. Quiz: Spot the Fake Celebrity Kid Name. There’s No Magic In This Book: How to Deal With Shit. The Half Donut Dilemma. “Dam It, Dummy”. The Body in the Pool. Squeezable Drink Hour. Overboard with my katana. Bad mom abandons kids, saved world. Breast milk attack. New Zealand Man Stops a Christine Situation, Kills Car. Notable Quotables: Michelle Bachmann. My kingdom for a horse, my virginity for an iPhone. Get paid, get dead. Living on a Prayer, Eli Cherry. Neil Young and Hyfy.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about birthday cake, magic, and virginity.\r\n","date_published":"2011-07-05T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/daa34c04-270a-47c3-aac5-fec95d1aee96.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":29616243,"duration_in_seconds":3674}]},{"id":"b72c4ea7-26f2-47f3-8c38-d3ba250416a6","title":"Episode 33: Amazing Larry","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/33","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about our sick society, rubicons, and sexpresso.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nPodcast defense system. Props to the homebrew. Why not, let’s talk about gay marriage. Family friendly prison uniforms. World War II vet marries for first time (Tuesdays with Hoary). Wrong (magic) dentures. Notable Quotables: Reagan. Mormon Apocalypse Horde. We’ve banned Russia. Kole’s Self Esteem Minute. Can’t compliment a lady on her looks. Holy Shit There’s a Hornet. All bets are off with crack. Carmen Sandiego is banging Waldo. Indian farmer woman crosses the rubicon. Quiz: Pee Wee’s Big Adventure Trivia. Dabbling in eugenics.Yoga bathroom peeper. Zumbaga. Moral Guardians vs. Sexpresso. T-Shirt Code. Cat burglar. Doggy DNA. Mr. Givemespit. Hank Hill is a high-functioning autistic. Kris’s Self Esteem Minute.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about our sick society, rubicons, and sexpresso.
\n\n\n\nPodcast defense system. Props to the homebrew. Why not, let’s talk about gay marriage. Family friendly prison uniforms. World War II vet marries for first time (Tuesdays with Hoary). Wrong (magic) dentures. Notable Quotables: Reagan. Mormon Apocalypse Horde. We’ve banned Russia. Kole’s Self Esteem Minute. Can’t compliment a lady on her looks. Holy Shit There’s a Hornet. All bets are off with crack. Carmen Sandiego is banging Waldo. Indian farmer woman crosses the rubicon. Quiz: Pee Wee’s Big Adventure Trivia. Dabbling in eugenics.Yoga bathroom peeper. Zumbaga. Moral Guardians vs. Sexpresso. T-Shirt Code. Cat burglar. Doggy DNA. Mr. Givemespit. Hank Hill is a high-functioning autistic. Kris’s Self Esteem Minute.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about our sick society, rubicons, and sexpresso.\r\n","date_published":"2011-06-28T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/a53c4738-d602-49ae-8a82-f35277e74dfc.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":29528655,"duration_in_seconds":3663}]},{"id":"0b5ebd06-db5d-495c-af63-02aabc04d3d5","title":"Episode 32: Disgruntled Ham Shopper","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/32","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about genetic engineering, body image, and the digerido.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nWord pairings. Shit for distance. How he wanted to go: crushed by a tractor. Schroedinger’s septic truck. Bull semen shuts down highway. Bulletproof skin and the Spider-Goat. The Golden Gate Net. American Apparel is looking for The Next Big Thing. The great yogurt kidnapping. Social networking and drugs. Drink this fracking fluid. Diamond Planet. The digerido cures snoring. Chocolohic fish. Jumblery. Pizza Roll thermodynamics.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about genetic engineering, body image, and the digerido.
\n\n\n\nWord pairings. Shit for distance. How he wanted to go: crushed by a tractor. Schroedinger’s septic truck. Bull semen shuts down highway. Bulletproof skin and the Spider-Goat. The Golden Gate Net. American Apparel is looking for The Next Big Thing. The great yogurt kidnapping. Social networking and drugs. Drink this fracking fluid. Diamond Planet. The digerido cures snoring. Chocolohic fish. Jumblery. Pizza Roll thermodynamics.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about genetic engineering, body image, and the digerido.\r\n","date_published":"2011-06-21T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/55280cc0-d0c0-4348-a7d8-4413a8785d8a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":30321978,"duration_in_seconds":3763}]},{"id":"5cfbe4de-8ac0-42a0-8d3a-6d913b5e2301","title":"Episode 31: Mensa for Dummies","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/31","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about extreme coupling, breaking up, and flash mobs.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nToo drunk for a demolition derby. Deep fried burger. The best (worst) neighbor. If you’re driving shirtless, you’re guilty. Extreme couponing and newspaper theft. Tomes of bigotry. Free burrito summer. Home circumcision. The Rosses formerly known as brothers. The King is gone, but he’s not forgotten. The Bite Counter. The soon-to-be fattest woman on Earth. Machine Gun Kelly brings the rage back. Beau the Math Dog. Explosions in the Sky show cancelled due to 9/11. Condom-filled acorns. Fisherman catches a SCUBA diver.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about extreme coupling, breaking up, and flash mobs.
\n\n\n\nToo drunk for a demolition derby. Deep fried burger. The best (worst) neighbor. If you’re driving shirtless, you’re guilty. Extreme couponing and newspaper theft. Tomes of bigotry. Free burrito summer. Home circumcision. The Rosses formerly known as brothers. The King is gone, but he’s not forgotten. The Bite Counter. The soon-to-be fattest woman on Earth. Machine Gun Kelly brings the rage back. Beau the Math Dog. Explosions in the Sky show cancelled due to 9/11. Condom-filled acorns. Fisherman catches a SCUBA diver.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about extreme coupling, breaking up, and flash mobs.\r\n","date_published":"2011-06-14T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/bd435009-ab48-4b54-aef3-c7f9acaf99cd.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":27085073,"duration_in_seconds":3358}]},{"id":"849354fe-206a-4808-a01c-58a798c1fe94","title":"Episode 30: Serberttt!","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/30","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about elementary school, werewolves, and party mistakes.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nTaking my ball in glowing home. Elementary School. Teacher pees in classroom in front of kids. Man pays medical bill with pennies. Dropping dimes defined. Chubby cats for sale. Sidestepping the obvious joke. The Darwin Frog. Science Zone: Werewolfism. Quiz: Grammy Nominee, Oscar Nominee, or Dickie Nominee? Facebook Party Mistake. Homeless Prom Queen. The perils of tribal law. Reinventing the doorbell. Rat Convention. Balloon Boy Balloon Auction. Sausage Addiction.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about elementary school, werewolves, and party mistakes.
\n\n\n\nTaking my ball in glowing home. Elementary School. Teacher pees in classroom in front of kids. Man pays medical bill with pennies. Dropping dimes defined. Chubby cats for sale. Sidestepping the obvious joke. The Darwin Frog. Science Zone: Werewolfism. Quiz: Grammy Nominee, Oscar Nominee, or Dickie Nominee? Facebook Party Mistake. Homeless Prom Queen. The perils of tribal law. Reinventing the doorbell. Rat Convention. Balloon Boy Balloon Auction. Sausage Addiction.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about elementary school, werewolves, and party mistakes.\r\n","date_published":"2011-06-07T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/5d8dc7c1-7619-462c-bcc0-fa28aec16abf.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":29374646,"duration_in_seconds":3644}]},{"id":"d3ce0a7c-b013-4ee6-8bfc-45d3804d7f64","title":"Episode 29: 30ft High Club","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/29","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unconventional love, bodily fluids, and the terrifying ocean.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nThe Soundtrack of Summer 2011. Daddy I’m Having a Hard Time. Park bench love and the everlasting terror boner. Picnic table love. Sex on the diving board. Hackers revive Tupac. What’s Up Your Butt? Blood stew. Spot the Fake Culture-bound syndrome. Man spits feces at cop. Archaic Weapon Corner: Girl Shoots Dad With Bow. Science Zone: Deadly Sea Creature. Study: Women find happy men less attractive. The Cincinnati Please. Man crucifies self. Collections. Were-Seinfeld. Wrestling.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unconventional love, bodily fluids, and the terrifying ocean.
\n\n\n\nThe Soundtrack of Summer 2011. Daddy I’m Having a Hard Time. Park bench love and the everlasting terror boner. Picnic table love. Sex on the diving board. Hackers revive Tupac. What’s Up Your Butt? Blood stew. Spot the Fake Culture-bound syndrome. Man spits feces at cop. Archaic Weapon Corner: Girl Shoots Dad With Bow. Science Zone: Deadly Sea Creature. Study: Women find happy men less attractive. The Cincinnati Please. Man crucifies self. Collections. Were-Seinfeld. Wrestling.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unconventional love, bodily fluids, and the terrifying ocean.\r\n","date_published":"2011-05-31T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/4810114e-c4fe-465e-a907-8b19229693cd.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":24295636,"duration_in_seconds":3009}]},{"id":"3828e3e5-1a92-43ed-b311-a98b278c2b79","title":"Episode 28: Contraband Bologna","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/28","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about festivals, brand loyalty, and genius.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nShirtless. Chinese breast tea. Piss jugs in the ice cream truck. The sniper prank. Spot the fake festival. Mechaphilia. Brand loyalty kills friendships. Calvin Silhouette. If you make fun of my STDs, I’ll run you over with my car. Man injured while car surfing. The inscrutable raft emergency and the novella controversy. Contraband balogna and the roll-ups. Charging school lunch. Watermelon land mines. SCIENCE ZONE: The genius gene. Australizealand Jesus. Guinness denies circumcision record and the multitudinous uses for foreskin.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about festivals, brand loyalty, and genius.
\n\n\n\nShirtless. Chinese breast tea. Piss jugs in the ice cream truck. The sniper prank. Spot the fake festival. Mechaphilia. Brand loyalty kills friendships. Calvin Silhouette. If you make fun of my STDs, I’ll run you over with my car. Man injured while car surfing. The inscrutable raft emergency and the novella controversy. Contraband balogna and the roll-ups. Charging school lunch. Watermelon land mines. SCIENCE ZONE: The genius gene. Australizealand Jesus. Guinness denies circumcision record and the multitudinous uses for foreskin.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about festivals, brand loyalty, and genius.\r\n","date_published":"2011-05-24T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/f9267b19-dda4-46a3-b71b-5f3a1b1ff638.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":24749709,"duration_in_seconds":3066}]},{"id":"baac20ad-a640-47b8-95b2-604de8a1bf33","title":"Episode 27: Caramel Lecter","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/27","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about poorly translated branding, the Challenger Deep, and amateur dentistry.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nHigh Energy. Lost in Translation. Eight Year Old Botox. The List. Sexting, Blackmail, and Cream of Sexism. The world will end on May 21. I could be down with polytheism. Spot the Fake Porn. The Science Zone: Challenger Deep. A suitcase full of baby leopards. Lazy Cakes. Amateur Dentistry. Sucker Rain. Kenyan Kickboxing Grammas.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about poorly translated branding, the Challenger Deep, and amateur dentistry.
\n\n\n\nHigh Energy. Lost in Translation. Eight Year Old Botox. The List. Sexting, Blackmail, and Cream of Sexism. The world will end on May 21. I could be down with polytheism. Spot the Fake Porn. The Science Zone: Challenger Deep. A suitcase full of baby leopards. Lazy Cakes. Amateur Dentistry. Sucker Rain. Kenyan Kickboxing Grammas.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about poorly translated branding, the Challenger Deep, and amateur dentistry.\r\n","date_published":"2011-05-17T19:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/34359b53-dd42-438a-b906-0ddb710257cf.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":27617805,"duration_in_seconds":3425}]},{"id":"bdb69165-7b37-44eb-b2ca-28d06396ea36","title":"Episode 26: Moon Train","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/26","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the naked chicken bandit, drunk texting, and physical challenges.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nNew microphones. The show is too long. Happy Meals. Marketing to flash mobs. Hotel mourning Osama bin Laden? The beard vow. Bestiality everywhere. BBWs are wrecking your children’s lives. The naked chicken bandit. Recite Super Troopers. Three frogs in the convertible. Plague. Mother’s day. Kole’s bold new drug policy. Pistol-whip the mommy. Blood alcohol levels. Drunk TXT App and the Physical Challenge. The Home Alone House. The Japanese Kissing Robot. Radiation Talk. Moon the Train. What About Bob? Why are kids so afraid of bees? Secret passageways. 50 year old woman buys her 80 year old father a hooker.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the naked chicken bandit, drunk texting, and physical challenges.
\n\n\n\nNew microphones. The show is too long. Happy Meals. Marketing to flash mobs. Hotel mourning Osama bin Laden? The beard vow. Bestiality everywhere. BBWs are wrecking your children’s lives. The naked chicken bandit. Recite Super Troopers. Three frogs in the convertible. Plague. Mother’s day. Kole’s bold new drug policy. Pistol-whip the mommy. Blood alcohol levels. Drunk TXT App and the Physical Challenge. The Home Alone House. The Japanese Kissing Robot. Radiation Talk. Moon the Train. What About Bob? Why are kids so afraid of bees? Secret passageways. 50 year old woman buys her 80 year old father a hooker.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the naked chicken bandit, drunk texting, and physical challenges.\r\n","date_published":"2011-05-10T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/a15018e9-c518-4a44-a133-876b6f19ffe3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":26572470,"duration_in_seconds":3294}]},{"id":"0cfe8922-9ffb-46ae-a124-f69d287fb317","title":"Episode 25: Dos Argumentos Grandes","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/25","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about taking a punch for a buck, asian cuisine, and fear of puppets.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nDon’t lie to me. Shower treadmill. Bringing back Home Alone. Man in panda suit takes punches for a buck. Persistent genital arousal disorder and the magical ice-cream machine. Chiddy Bang and the Freestyle Rap Record. Three Dick Liquor. Chinese Spring Eggs. Urine-soaked cough drops. Spot the fake study. Blood Creek. Ghengis Khan: The Greenest Despot. The Burrow. Dos Grandes Argumentos. Officer, hold on for a second while I grab some drive through. Bloodfire. Terrified of Puppets and the Snuggle Bear.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about taking a punch for a buck, asian cuisine, and fear of puppets.
\n\n\n\nDon’t lie to me. Shower treadmill. Bringing back Home Alone. Man in panda suit takes punches for a buck. Persistent genital arousal disorder and the magical ice-cream machine. Chiddy Bang and the Freestyle Rap Record. Three Dick Liquor. Chinese Spring Eggs. Urine-soaked cough drops. Spot the fake study. Blood Creek. Ghengis Khan: The Greenest Despot. The Burrow. Dos Grandes Argumentos. Officer, hold on for a second while I grab some drive through. Bloodfire. Terrified of Puppets and the Snuggle Bear.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about taking a punch for a buck, asian cuisine, and fear of puppets.\r\n","date_published":"2011-05-09T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/7a6177ed-3e60-481c-8207-96a8f3e50eab.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":25778991,"duration_in_seconds":3195}]},{"id":"8f55413c-51e8-40cb-a23c-6c9f56a56c7f","title":"Episode 24: Fatal Familial Insecurity","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/24","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about tax season, insomnia, and snake bites.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nSweat Lodge. Submarine Races and Nautical by Nature.* Drunk Toddlers. Reverse custody battle. What is a human life worth. Florida has a government? A frank discussion about abortion. Why should PETA neuter you? Walking your dog, driving your dog. Won’t kiss me? I’ll shoot you. Eagle attacks dog. The Lord is in a Cuyahoga county jail. Cropdusting Pakistan with Tickle Me Elmos. Spot the Fake Mental Disorder. Anonymous slander site. WWII Spyjinks. Pig cosmetic surgery and the ten yard taint. The Cincinnati Cow. He maced a tiny baby squirrel. The Great Urine Heist. Blood Perfume.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about tax season, insomnia, and snake bites.
\n\n\n\nSweat Lodge. Submarine Races and Nautical by Nature.* Drunk Toddlers. Reverse custody battle. What is a human life worth. Florida has a government? A frank discussion about abortion. Why should PETA neuter you? Walking your dog, driving your dog. Won’t kiss me? I’ll shoot you. Eagle attacks dog. The Lord is in a Cuyahoga county jail. Cropdusting Pakistan with Tickle Me Elmos. Spot the Fake Mental Disorder. Anonymous slander site. WWII Spyjinks. Pig cosmetic surgery and the ten yard taint. The Cincinnati Cow. He maced a tiny baby squirrel. The Great Urine Heist. Blood Perfume.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about tax season, insomnia, and snake bites.\r\n","date_published":"2011-04-19T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/2bc82566-0711-4fda-b416-c4b094de8197.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":25137173,"duration_in_seconds":3115}]},{"id":"0fc43a2f-dd26-424d-b1b1-83d7638f2c02","title":"Episode 23: Nautical by Nature","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/23","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids get serious about human life, the elderly, and Sesame Street.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nSweat Lodge. Submarine Races and Nautical by Nature.* Drunk Toddlers. Reverse custody battle. What is a human life worth. Florida has a government? A frank discussion about abortion. Why should PETA neuter you? Walking your dog, driving your dog. Won’t kiss me? I’ll shoot you. Eagle attacks dog. The Lord is in a Cuyahoga county jail. Cropdusting Pakistan with Tickle Me Elmos. Spot the Fake Mental Disorder. Anonymous slander site. WWII Spyjinks. Pig cosmetic surgery and the ten yard taint. The Cincinnati Cow. He maced a tiny baby squirrel. The Great Urine Heist. Blood Perfume.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids get serious about human life, the elderly, and Sesame Street.
\n\n\n\nSweat Lodge. Submarine Races and Nautical by Nature.* Drunk Toddlers. Reverse custody battle. What is a human life worth. Florida has a government? A frank discussion about abortion. Why should PETA neuter you? Walking your dog, driving your dog. Won’t kiss me? I’ll shoot you. Eagle attacks dog. The Lord is in a Cuyahoga county jail. Cropdusting Pakistan with Tickle Me Elmos. Spot the Fake Mental Disorder. Anonymous slander site. WWII Spyjinks. Pig cosmetic surgery and the ten yard taint. The Cincinnati Cow. He maced a tiny baby squirrel. The Great Urine Heist. Blood Perfume.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids get serious about human life, the elderly, and Sesame Street.\r\n","date_published":"2011-04-12T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/a7caaa0d-f8f8-43ee-bf46-0a3f908f558c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":30389885,"duration_in_seconds":3771}]},{"id":"b7cae35b-63ad-45a9-b680-20035e521342","title":"Episode 22: Prejudiced Birds","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/22","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about playing vampire, the end the universe, and gangsta math.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nThe Sneeze Coach. Evil Robert Duvall and Monkey Paw Soup. Bullshit and the American hero. Breast milk ice-cream and the Cold Stone Horror.Playing Vampire and trying that murder stuff. The snappy hat and the inventor of Superglue. Prejudiced birds. The Falconer’s Son. Sinkholes. How the universe will end. Survival Quiz. Camel Fights. AOADHD and RLS. The dopamine factory. Gangsta math.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about playing vampire, the end the universe, and gangsta math.
\n\n\n\nThe Sneeze Coach. Evil Robert Duvall and Monkey Paw Soup. Bullshit and the American hero. Breast milk ice-cream and the Cold Stone Horror.Playing Vampire and trying that murder stuff. The snappy hat and the inventor of Superglue. Prejudiced birds. The Falconer’s Son. Sinkholes. How the universe will end. Survival Quiz. Camel Fights. AOADHD and RLS. The dopamine factory. Gangsta math.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about playing vampire, the end the universe, and gangsta math.\r\n","date_published":"2011-04-05T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/c7fb5e97-e7ae-4008-a6ff-989ce2e2a3b6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":30626668,"duration_in_seconds":3801}]},{"id":"831de013-3fc4-4e42-be73-fd49c081e746","title":"Episode 21: Trash Lung","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/21","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids evangelize about clown crime, cryptozoology, and cash.\n\n\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\n\nGive me all the sauce. Soul Patch Albinism. Andy. Doppelganger. Phantom poop and the Clown Burglar. Drink, Drive, Sext. Ninja Crime. River City Ransom. Advertising for confession. Clown crime continues. Dine and dash. Backward Feet Man. Sacrelicious. Urinating in a mason jar. Sexy kids, continued. Hatchet. Man Cave. School on a Saturday. The last good generation. Mom of the week. Trapster. Cryptozoology Corner. Hunter S. Bigfoot. Chupacabra. Who Farted?: Long Island Edition. Ms. San Antonio reinstated. Corey Dead. Only drug dealers carry cash. Acronyms added to the OED. We’re done. The time I saved Warren G’s life.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids evangelize about clown crime, cryptozoology, and cash.
\n\n\n\nGive me all the sauce. Soul Patch Albinism. Andy. Doppelganger. Phantom poop and the Clown Burglar. Drink, Drive, Sext. Ninja Crime. River City Ransom. Advertising for confession. Clown crime continues. Dine and dash. Backward Feet Man. Sacrelicious. Urinating in a mason jar. Sexy kids, continued. Hatchet. Man Cave. School on a Saturday. The last good generation. Mom of the week. Trapster. Cryptozoology Corner. Hunter S. Bigfoot. Chupacabra. Who Farted?: Long Island Edition. Ms. San Antonio reinstated. Corey Dead. Only drug dealers carry cash. Acronyms added to the OED. We’re done. The time I saved Warren G’s life.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids evangelize about clown crime, cryptozoology, and cash.\r\n","date_published":"2011-03-29T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/b534a04e-1014-456d-8c0e-d327648e834e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":26848906,"duration_in_seconds":3328}]},{"id":"fd90753d-956c-4176-bab6-2103ed686a2b","title":"Episode 20: The Imagined Smell","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/20","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids whine about bacon, huffing, and the Truman Show Delusion.\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\nInspirationcast. Bacon products. Woman hit twice in same intersection. House set on fire twice in the same day. Inventors who were buried in their inventions. Kole spills his beer. Haircuts and gun permits. Sexy babies. Ms. San Antonio ate too many tacos. The Smut List. There is no verb associated with Facebook. Grandma gets a toilet paper holder lodged in her neck. Adults are huffing more. Condom and receipt found in milk carton. Our first guest? Truman Show Delusion. I’m the producer. Piss Dragons unite, the revolution is now.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids whine about bacon, huffing, and the Truman Show Delusion.
\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\nInspirationcast. Bacon products. Woman hit twice in same intersection. House set on fire twice in the same day. Inventors who were buried in their inventions. Kole spills his beer. Haircuts and gun permits. Sexy babies. Ms. San Antonio ate too many tacos. The Smut List. There is no verb associated with Facebook. Grandma gets a toilet paper holder lodged in her neck. Adults are huffing more. Condom and receipt found in milk carton. Our first guest? Truman Show Delusion. I’m the producer. Piss Dragons unite, the revolution is now.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids whine about bacon, huffing, and the Truman Show Delusion.\r\n","date_published":"2011-03-22T16:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/6139127f-321e-4e1f-9cf0-8496ff440840.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":24815555,"duration_in_seconds":3074}]},{"id":"56da938e-4139-4981-b369-f35775b7307d","title":"Episode 19: Mr. Giggles","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/19","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids hesitate about spaniards, fake deaths, and laser targeted advertising.\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\nToday’s podcast tomorrow. Gone Hookin’. Supermoon. Sex Quiz. Sexual Tension Quiz. HPV and the Surgeon General’s Warning tattoo. The government is taking away your right to send your kids to faith healers. Persecute the Spaniards and ban the Irish t-shirts. Miss Snake Charmer vs. Ms. Bear Baiter. Hey dipshits, don’t travel to Japan. Outrageous toll bill. Spot the fake death. Jeff Ruby’s and the party barge. Redneck Yacht club. Mr. Giggles TS and the destruction of the media. Rubber toy hand grenade and the evacuation. Hey you, chief. Is Darryl Strawberry dead? The King of Lambs in the Pizza Oven. Laser targeted advertising. I’m gonna say some cliches here. Gimme five fingers.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids hesitate about spaniards, fake deaths, and laser targeted advertising.
\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\nToday’s podcast tomorrow. Gone Hookin’. Supermoon. Sex Quiz. Sexual Tension Quiz. HPV and the Surgeon General’s Warning tattoo. The government is taking away your right to send your kids to faith healers. Persecute the Spaniards and ban the Irish t-shirts. Miss Snake Charmer vs. Ms. Bear Baiter. Hey dipshits, don’t travel to Japan. Outrageous toll bill. Spot the fake death. Jeff Ruby’s and the party barge. Redneck Yacht club. Mr. Giggles TS and the destruction of the media. Rubber toy hand grenade and the evacuation. Hey you, chief. Is Darryl Strawberry dead? The King of Lambs in the Pizza Oven. Laser targeted advertising. I’m gonna say some cliches here. Gimme five fingers.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids hesitate about spaniards, fake deaths, and laser targeted advertising.\r\n","date_published":"2011-03-15T16:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/050d3665-661c-4642-9732-c74e55632101.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":26806517,"duration_in_seconds":3323}]},{"id":"bd7edc3c-b677-4560-8a27-3c0cdd571e71","title":"Episode 18: Obliviontown","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/18","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids get real about mayonnaise disasters, teaching your kids to write backwards, and alien bacteria.\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\nTherapy. Good Christian Bitches. Grinch Syndrome. Appropriate deaths, e.g being extruded through a fine metal mesh. Mayonnaise disasters. Condiment crime spree. Sriracha. Poor Stephen. Pump the brakes on the misogyny. Teach your kids to write backwards. Sky heist. More Charlie Sheen. The CostCo Wedding Dress. Life on earth originated in space. Almost 30. Getting real. The American Dream is as dead as Cotton Hill. The Seinfeld of Podcasting. 7&Gin.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids get real about mayonnaise disasters, teaching your kids to write backwards, and alien bacteria.
\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\nTherapy. Good Christian Bitches. Grinch Syndrome. Appropriate deaths, e.g being extruded through a fine metal mesh. Mayonnaise disasters. Condiment crime spree. Sriracha. Poor Stephen. Pump the brakes on the misogyny. Teach your kids to write backwards. Sky heist. More Charlie Sheen. The CostCo Wedding Dress. Life on earth originated in space. Almost 30. Getting real. The American Dream is as dead as Cotton Hill. The Seinfeld of Podcasting. 7&Gin.
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\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\nDon’t treat our listeners like idiots. The age of consent in Idaho. iScream. Screaming in the car. I need a gavel. The point that moths serve. Goats on I-5. Green Play-Doh. The K-NEX incident and losing control of my face. More personal arson. Only 50 websites. Time dilation. Unusual deaths. How do you kill a space shuttle? The world is ending. Charlie Sheen. Freaked by a drunk retard. Kris makes a noise. Baby in a bank vault. Little baby Connor.
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\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\nHey Dum Dum. Kinky 2 year olds. NO MORE BATS. Flame broiled Bumfights. Thesis. Kid exchange rate. Working the corner for grades and a Fresca. Jerky Spree. Kevin Bacon and the Invisible Micropenis. Three Story Cross. Touchdown Jesus and Robot God. Ghost rocks. Kittycicle. Goldfish drowned. A frank discussion about falconry. Synthetic hummingbirds. Gonorrhea Monsters and Day Drippers. The Bridge Theory and Genetic Hegemony. Circus Birth. I Love.
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\n\nSuggested Talking Points:\nKaraoke Cannon. Kevlar Underpants Protect Our Soldier’s Seed. The K-Mart Inside Job and Selling Kole’s Ass. Prosthetic Limbs Banned from High School Baseball. Rookie of the Year and Blank Check. The American Dream is Dead. Ronal Reagan isn’t 100, he’s dead. Not going to sing like Fred Durst. Marauding Pig Tribes. Cousin Oliver = Chitlins. Splenda Tumor Sugar Death. The World Ends Abruptly. Stallone is cosmic law. Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. Feeding the boner monster. Hitler’s Desk Set. Christopher Elkin died in a houseboat. KKK License Plate. Stripper Teacher. Snow Casket.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk themselves dizzy about Rookie of the Year, Cousin Oliver, and Sudden Adult Death Syndrome.\r\n","date_published":"2011-02-15T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/254ccd1a-5e33-4872-91b3-7d6042620fe1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":20990275,"duration_in_seconds":2596}]},{"id":"04127656-8604-43a2-b031-5ba83a42fbbd","title":"Episode 14: Episode 14: Side-Hug","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/14","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids drop bombs about Facebook Envy, Christian Side-Hugs, and burial rituals.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids drop bombs about Facebook Envy, Christian Side-Hugs, and burial rituals.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids drop bombs about Facebook Envy, Christian Side-Hugs, and burial rituals.\r\n","date_published":"2011-02-02T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/1ba65c0b-2989-4df3-8a9a-12b5373c51e8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":24515914,"duration_in_seconds":3037}]},{"id":"fc7cdada-2d82-489d-ba74-cc4c332ef906","title":"Episode 13: Piss Dragons","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/13","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids get disturbingly personal about pornography, religion, and the zodiac.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids get disturbingly personal about pornography, religion, and the zodiac.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids get disturbingly personal about pornography, religion, and the zodiac.\r\n","date_published":"2011-01-25T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/8550506b-1930-4dfb-9668-3ae92f767c40.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":23588233,"duration_in_seconds":2921}]},{"id":"2264f7a5-f00c-46b4-9b58-b48b08087cea","title":"Episode 12: Know the Unfeared","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/12","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unfathomable terror, pregnancy pacts, and space colonization.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unfathomable terror, pregnancy pacts, and space colonization.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unfathomable terror, pregnancy pacts, and space colonization.\r\n","date_published":"2011-01-18T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/693b838b-494d-47aa-b4f8-c889df417ff1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":22020482,"duration_in_seconds":2725}]},{"id":"5856e65b-d9c8-41bb-bcbf-ff7c76c0443a","title":"Episode 11: PodDogs","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/11","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about doing it live, education, and ska music.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about doing it live, education, and ska music.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about doing it live, education, and ska music.\r\n","date_published":"2011-01-04T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/4bd07e19-b5e6-4205-b2e1-25c8d1dda6ad.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":19051900,"duration_in_seconds":2354}]},{"id":"32168392-63b8-4b19-8ad6-e3f2f06f3fe7","title":"Episode 10: Slip 'n' Slide World Champions","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/10","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss precious metals, puberty, and the Bible.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss precious metals, puberty, and the Bible.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss precious metals, puberty, and the Bible.\r\n","date_published":"2010-12-28T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/dbc663e8-a2da-4f10-84c4-a0b694bfa038.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":15607713,"duration_in_seconds":1923}]},{"id":"b7711462-214e-4cdd-8404-6213fa3a8b8b","title":"Episode 9: Stay Tuned","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/9","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss baby names, hobbits, and the freshest of princes.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss baby names, hobbits, and the freshest of princes.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss baby names, hobbits, and the freshest of princes.\r\n","date_published":"2010-12-14T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/e7a29dfe-f127-455a-83c1-6f495ca075f2.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":14465612,"duration_in_seconds":1781}]},{"id":"1cfbacb8-a1e6-437a-98a1-9b983e31e591","title":"Episode 8: The Last Christmas","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/8","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss euphemisms, steam engines, and Gary Sinise.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss euphemisms, steam engines, and Gary Sinise.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss euphemisms, steam engines, and Gary Sinise.\r\n","date_published":"2010-12-07T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/b3348cbb-11ee-4e77-a806-90951fbf08d3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":19502024,"duration_in_seconds":2410}]},{"id":"818aaaab-cc4d-406c-b99a-912713dc939f","title":"Episode 7: Shark Cops","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/7","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss innovation, genetics, and Seasonal Affective Disorder.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss innovation, genetics, and Seasonal Affective Disorder.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss innovation, genetics, and Seasonal Affective Disorder.\r\n","date_published":"2010-11-16T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/bb95f9b0-265b-4c88-b514-b92c9988d971.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":15265387,"duration_in_seconds":1881}]},{"id":"3f31eec3-242b-41ab-af78-562548059dab","title":"Episode 6: Pitch Black","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/6","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss women’s health, energy drinks, and the evil we must be complicit in to live a modern life.\n\nThis episode is possibly the darkest, most offensive thing I have personally created. May God have mercy on all of our souls.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss women’s health, energy drinks, and the evil we must be complicit in to live a modern life.
\n\nThis episode is possibly the darkest, most offensive thing I have personally created. May God have mercy on all of our souls.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss women’s health, energy drinks, and the evil we must be complicit in to live a modern life.\r\n","date_published":"2010-11-09T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/236a4076-d3d4-4314-9bec-011463512d4c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":17101556,"duration_in_seconds":2110}]},{"id":"1425c399-8c01-4557-b81d-e651bc919403","title":"Episode 5: 25 Minutes","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/5","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss karate, bathroom reading, and Mickey Rooney.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss karate, bathroom reading, and Mickey Rooney.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss karate, bathroom reading, and Mickey Rooney.\r\n","date_published":"2010-10-26T16:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/f2ccd588-77d1-43ad-82c3-c43f0c122787.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":12935244,"duration_in_seconds":1589}]},{"id":"f6e7f219-c270-477f-bc35-1132a2f3cc1e","title":"Episode 4: For Science!","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/4","content_text":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss lying for science, conspiracy theories, and milkshakes.","content_html":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss lying for science, conspiracy theories, and milkshakes.
","summary":"Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss lying for science, conspiracy theories, and milkshakes.\r\n","date_published":"2010-10-19T16:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/683b99b2-ee07-4159-96a4-d261ea08a765.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":13034118,"duration_in_seconds":1602}]},{"id":"24b1563a-78f8-4bca-8bc4-aa1c32cc8657","title":"Episode 3: The Hate Diamond","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/3","content_text":"Wherein Those Damn Ross Kids talk about anger problems.","content_html":"Wherein Those Damn Ross Kids talk about anger problems.
","summary":"Wherein Those Damn Ross Kids talk about anger problems.\r\n","date_published":"2010-10-12T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/f3dd8136-6a0d-4a5d-8c85-c1309990d57a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":15194483,"duration_in_seconds":1872}]},{"id":"5e6c9628-024b-4dcc-8b14-068b66fd2821","title":"Episode 2: David Attenborough's Stupid Earth","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/2","content_text":"Wherein Those Damn Ross Kids talk about petty rage, cheap meat, scavenger hunts, and workshop the pilot for David Attenborough’s Stupid Earth.","content_html":"Wherein Those Damn Ross Kids talk about petty rage, cheap meat, scavenger hunts, and workshop the pilot for David Attenborough’s Stupid Earth.
","summary":"Wherein Those Damn Ross Kids talk about petty rage, cheap meat, scavenger hunts, and workshop the pilot for David Attenborough’s Stupid Earth.\r\n","date_published":"2010-09-28T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/9cddcbc5-3ab5-4370-bc29-ea482660704c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":15777952,"duration_in_seconds":1945}]},{"id":"ecbe8a43-25d3-4b69-950d-944d5e674c3b","title":"Episode 1: Amicable","url":"https://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/1","content_text":"In this first episode, we discuss our greatest fears, suggestions, and emotional pie.","content_html":"In this first episode, we discuss our greatest fears, suggestions, and emotional pie.
","summary":"In this first episode, we discuss our greatest fears, suggestions, and emotional pie.\r\n","date_published":"2010-09-21T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/ecf53936-e300-4124-b1c8-3dc83045c4c5/c3593dce-a5fc-4874-b07b-5a209feac9aa.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":15470380,"duration_in_seconds":1906}]}]}